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Slack tire

This is a tire that is low on air pressure
His car has a slack tire
by Agnes Ann May 7, 2018
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Car Tire

Makes a car go fast or slow
by TylerHotdogson November 11, 2019
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tire switching

Rotating one's tires. A phrase that is much clearer in intent than the original.
"I gotta switch my tires so that they get equal wear over the long run. Then I'm going to rotate them as I drive down the highway."

"I hate tire switching, but it's a good way to save on car upkeep."
by g0dforsaken December 9, 2009
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Loyd's Tire

A Loyd's Tire is a type of practical joke as well as a right of passage for teenage boys. A piece of cardboard is duct-taped to a car tire which then makes a fwop-fwop noise like a flat tire. The story goes that a guy named Loyd who lived in Kansas taught his two sons this when they turned 13, Loyd then instructed them to spread it to two of their friends when they turned 13. The only rules about Loyds Tire is that you must be 13 to know, you must NEVER do it to a parent (a rule made by Loyd himself), and you must spread the knowledge to two people. Since then the Loyd's Tire has spread to all corners
"Dude, Charlie's uncle thought he had a flat tire but it turned out Charlie had just turned 13 and learned about Loyd's Tire."
by da bous July 4, 2012
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tire butter

Tire butter is the lubricant for tires that’s also for your ass.
Make sure you wipe off all the tire butter when you’re done
- John James
by Johnbutter April 3, 2021
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tire pusher

see that girl over that, the one wearing a flannel? she's such a tire pusher. i bet she loves kissing other girls.
by Las Vegas September 8, 2022
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Tire Rack

Currently ranked by CNET as the #1 company to purchase tires from. At their headquarters in South Bend, IN, the warehouse manager, Jose, will gladly lick your butthole in exchange for a dirty nickel.
Guy 1: Hey bro, I just got a job at Tire Rack!

Guy 2: Oh man! Your asshole is about to be so chapped! Don't let Jose smell any nickels on you.
by JoséIsGay October 4, 2020
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