Tired Cossack

Tired Cossack is a guy with an album coming out December 3rd call Hocus Pocus. He spans different genres and celebrates Slavic superstitions

Damn I gotta listen to that new Tired Cossack

by Stivpalace November 23, 2021

Tired drunk

When a person is so tired that it fogs up their brain in a way that makes them act as though they are drunk.

Oh dear, I haven't gotten enough sleep and now I feel tired drunk. Maybe I should text my ex!

by Ahhhhhhhshesoawkwarddddd March 15, 2017

Slack tire

This is a tire that is low on air pressure

His car has a slack tire

by Agnes Ann May 7, 2018

tired brain

When you stay up so late that your brain doesnt function as well as it should .

Lillie: caused by feelings .. that doesn't make any sense
Max: idk lol
Lillie: wouldn't they just say 'feelings'
Max: Idk lol maybe
Lillie: lol I think its my tired brain
Max: haha not just yours. We cant process things rn
Lillie: we should put that on urban dictionary...

by 92wasmymomsname June 19, 2014

mentally tired

Im tired, Ive gotten 12 hours asleep and I'm still tired.

I'm so mentally tired. I can't really do this anymore.

by Ddsaddy April 25, 2022

E-tired

Being retired from conventional employment and making your living solely on internet transactions.

Wes: Why does Jim walk around in his sweats and Max Headroom t-shirt all day? Doesn't he work?

Sue: Haven't you heard? He's e-tired. It's all online poker and trading for him now.

by Ben Nook October 28, 2007

trump tired

Being so emotionally and mentally and emotionally exhausted from all of the social media coverage about Trump that you can't think straight.

Dude, I would love to meet up for happy hour, but I am Trump tired.

by Dr. Brizzy February 1, 2017