Loyd's Tire

A Loyd's Tire is a type of practical joke as well as a right of passage for teenage boys. A piece of cardboard is duct-taped to a car tire which then makes a fwop-fwop noise like a flat tire. The story goes that a guy named Loyd who lived in Kansas taught his two sons this when they turned 13, Loyd then instructed them to spread it to two of their friends when they turned 13. The only rules about Loyds Tire is that you must be 13 to know, you must NEVER do it to a parent (a rule made by Loyd himself), and you must spread the knowledge to two people. Since then the Loyd's Tire has spread to all corners

"Dude, Charlie's uncle thought he had a flat tire but it turned out Charlie had just turned 13 and learned about Loyd's Tire."

by da bous July 4, 2012

Tire God

When you see someone who you think is such a god but really they are just so much better at stuff than you are by 100%

Troy: Holy crap bruh, your such a fricking Tire God.
Abed: Thank you, you're just an Idiot because you're not as pro as I am.

by Tires The Great God February 8, 2021

The Great Tire

One of the 7 creators of Tyrxze

This one of the 7 Great Tire Creators.

Tires: I am The Great Tire

Pixie: I'm SMRT I has found you

Tires: It's over, you shall now DIE and face doom.
*Grabs Pixie's face and rips it off*

by Tires The Great God February 8, 2021

tire butter

Tire butter is the lubricant for tires that’s also for your ass.

“Make sure you wipe off all the tire butter when you’re done”
- John James

by Johnbutter April 3, 2021

tire slut

Someone who fucks with tires. Michelin, semi, tractor, spare, you name it. They will fuck any kind of tire. Hide your tires, hide your wheels! You never know which tire slut is coming for you!

I saw Brady digging through the dumpster just to find some Formula 1 tires. I heard he takes them home just to fuck them. My god, he is such a tire slut!

by milfather May 7, 2021

tire pusher

a lesbian

see that girl over that, the one wearing a flannel? she's such a tire pusher. i bet she loves kissing other girls.

by Las Vegas September 8, 2022

mentally tired

Im tired, Ive gotten 12 hours asleep and I'm still tired.

I'm so mentally tired. I can't really do this anymore.

by Ddsaddy April 25, 2022