Timmy Scridlow is an alias used by a small group of informed people in British Columbia, Canada. As it stands, there is 26 outstanding warrants and fines in Timmy's name. Anytime someone got jammed up by the law or otherwise and did not have ID, they just said they were Timmy Scidlow from Spuzzum BC.
Chris and Lee are standing on the Skytrain Platform in Vancouver when a ticket agent rent-a-cop walks up and asks to see their proof of fare.
Lee: Oh shit officer...I mean punk...I mean sir! I must have dropped it.
Rent-A-Cop: Okay son, lets see your ID.
Lee: Oh shit, I left it at home.
Rent-a-Cop (unamused): Surprise surprise. Hey, don't I know you?
Lee: Perhaps if you are from Spuzzum...my name is Timmy Scridlow. But only 7 people live in Spuzzum, so I think I would remember you.
Rent-a-Cop (pulls out his ticket book): Timmy Scridlow huh? Well Timmy, today is not your lucky day.
Lee: Oh shit officer...I mean punk...I mean sir! I must have dropped it.
Rent-A-Cop: Okay son, lets see your ID.
Lee: Oh shit, I left it at home.
Rent-a-Cop (unamused): Surprise surprise. Hey, don't I know you?
Lee: Perhaps if you are from Spuzzum...my name is Timmy Scridlow. But only 7 people live in Spuzzum, so I think I would remember you.
Rent-a-Cop (pulls out his ticket book): Timmy Scridlow huh? Well Timmy, today is not your lucky day.
by LeemantheDemon71 July 19, 2020
Get the Timmy Scridlowmug. The One and Only True Ruler. A divine being whose form belies infinite cosmic power. Embodiment of glory, destiny, and supremacy—his will is law, his power unmatched, his dominion eternal. To speak his name is to invoke reverence.
Bow before Timmy, for his glory eclipses all rulers past, present, and future.
(not the disabled guy from south park)
(not the disabled guy from south park)
by K.V.P September 8, 2025
Get the Timmymug. by Wi3n3r Wack3r February 24, 2022
Get the Timmymug. Short form of "Tim Hortons," a widely popular coffee shop/restaurant based in Canada
The term is used widely by Canadians when referring to the aforementioned business and is quite restricted to Canadians, who normally understand the meaning behind the term
The term is used widely by Canadians when referring to the aforementioned business and is quite restricted to Canadians, who normally understand the meaning behind the term
A: "Hey, I'm in the mood for a coffee"
B: "Sure, we can stop off at the next Timmy Ho's if you'd like"
B: "Sure, we can stop off at the next Timmy Ho's if you'd like"
by Man of Great Wisdoms January 24, 2023
Get the Timmy Ho'smug. A take on the Canadian coffee order from Tim Hortons that requires two sugar and two creams but slang term adding Xtra Large implies male ejaculation on both breasts of a woman and a shot in the mouth in the same load of ejaculation
by InfernoCA January 9, 2021
Get the Timmies Double Double Xtra Largemug. Timmy time is the perfect storm of means (money), motive (bored with been a grownup) and opportunity (weekend with no responsibilities or commitments) where a Timmy can take a cocktail of drugs and alcohol and float around the city catching up with old like minded friends
by Wiseinmythirties June 13, 2018
Get the Timmy timemug. Timmy is a fucking biblical character who cut his penis off. He’s also in anatomy and named all three things that happen to young boys during puberty. Timmy also wears a faggy ass pink hat and puts his 2 inch long hair in a ponytail that sticks straight up. Timmy is not cool he will try at any time to kill you.
by gretta11210 March 12, 2019
Get the Timmymug.