Thomas

1.An unbelievable English doochebag who exceeds in the art of pissing people off and stealing from them. Whether it be ideas, credit, a girlfriend, he will find a way to take it.

2.A faggot ass bitch who always starts out joking around with violence and then to impress someone(or just to reassure himself of the imaginary "top dog"), actually hurts another person.

1."Jeez, Thomas is such a dick, for our Spanish project I did all of it but he just said he did it all to get all the credit." "Ya I know he pisses me off all the time."

2."Goddamn it, at that party last night Thomas just randomly came up to me, in front of my girlfriend, and punched me square in the dick!" "Ya I know, he takes things way too far."

by ECJErik October 5, 2011

Thomas

To describe a smelly, autistic, fat ass Puerto Rican "Bi-Racial" pedophile.

That guy in the trench coat is a total Thomas

by W.W.W.H. July 25, 2016

Thomas

A guy who goes above and beyond to make his girl happy. He loves star wars, soccer, and lots of sex. He has the nicest arms ever and he's really funny. If you ever meet a Thomas, consider yourself lucky!

Did you hear how Thomas went to Rhode Island for a day with his girl? Thomas is spontaneous as fuck.

by browneyes1030 July 7, 2017

Thomas

An ugly troll with no penis

*see's shreck* Thomas is that you?

by Fuckniggasomebitches July 24, 2017

thomas

someone who often has the last name of Dunn or Peters they are usually of mouse appearance, blue eyed and are constantly in the shdow of a larger ogre styled or older sibling or family member. (Usually twin brother or sister.) The name "Thomas" is dereived from the galic meaning "cow milker"

Y: dude, did you see that new kid?
C: I know! hes such a cow milking Thomas!

by reowr July 20, 2010

Thomas

fucking gay as hell

Thomas the most gay person on earth.

by jackie sun the third May 22, 2016

Thomas

40 year old virgin, that looks hilarious as Carl from Jimmy Newtron

That "H" better stay silent, or else I'm gonna tear its little arms off its crossbar thing. OR Thomas, noun, "A dumb name."

by wetnoodleman April 9, 2017