An individual who uses stealth and concealment to his advantage. A well educated thief can use these tactics to gain entry to nearly anything with the help of a collection of specific tools designed for the art of theft. There happen to be many forms of thievry which include brute strength and an example of this is a thief bashing a careless bystander in the head, rendering him unconcious. Another form requires tactics and intelligence, the professional thief. The professional thief is hard to come by since most do not make it to this stage. Alot of thieves end up being caught in the act, arrested and fined or imprisioned. Sometimes though, a thief excels in the art, using a combination of many forms of tactical stealth, becoming a skilled artisan of the art.
by Tempest March 19, 2004
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Little Billy: MOOOOOOM, BUY ME THIS FUCKING GAME OR I'LL CHOP ANOTHER ONE OF THE DOGS EAR!
Suburban Mom: Ofcourse dear, mommy loves you. *goes to buy Grand Theft Auto V)
Suburban Mom: Ofcourse dear, mommy loves you. *goes to buy Grand Theft Auto V)
by Ayedrian September 7, 2013
Get the Grand theft auto v mug.Grand Theft Auto (GTA) is a video game series made by Rockstar. All the installations of the game involve the player controlling a random guy whose main objective is to get big in the gang/jet set society. The series is overall good, albeit extremely overrated and touted as the “Best Game Ever” without clear foundations. GTA is designed with commerce in mind, featuring violence, cursing, whores...
All those protesters who whine about the game promoting murder and polluting the minds of children don’t know a thing of what they say. Rockstar cannot be blamed for you being too lazy to move your ass and check what your kids are doing (read, morons: Mature. The Adults rating is unnecessary).
All those protesters who whine about the game promoting murder and polluting the minds of children don’t know a thing of what they say. Rockstar cannot be blamed for you being too lazy to move your ass and check what your kids are doing (read, morons: Mature. The Adults rating is unnecessary).
Guy: Watchoo doing?
Me: Imma playing Metal Gear Solid 2, mate.
Guy: What’s that? Dude, play Grand Theft Auto San Andreas, it’s the shit.
Me: It's okay, but it can't stick up to MGS.
Guy You suck. Them whores are so funny...
Me: ...
Me: Imma playing Metal Gear Solid 2, mate.
Guy: What’s that? Dude, play Grand Theft Auto San Andreas, it’s the shit.
Me: It's okay, but it can't stick up to MGS.
Guy You suck. Them whores are so funny...
Me: ...
by Olioliolioo October 9, 2006
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(while wearing camerons skin - Identity Theft!)
Me: "Hey mum and dad! Look im cameron!
Them: "Wtf who are you? What do you want?"
Me: "WoOoOo but im Cameron!"
Them: "No your not, we are calling the police!"
Me: *laughing, runs off down street screaming "woo im cameron!"*
Me: "Hey mum and dad! Look im cameron!
Them: "Wtf who are you? What do you want?"
Me: "WoOoOo but im Cameron!"
Them: "No your not, we are calling the police!"
Me: *laughing, runs off down street screaming "woo im cameron!"*
by Ge15t/Unbrednoobman January 20, 2009
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See lol theory, definition 2, or theftinition, rather.
See lol theory, definition 2, or theftinition, rather.
Dude! That guy who made the theftinition for the lol theory is a punk ass bitch! I'ma shank his ass.
by Up4Ownage January 25, 2010
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When one becomes thirsty whilst shopping at a thrift shop and drinks a half drank water bottle found in the pocket of a fur coat, the following days are agony, the said person develops hepatitis a, develops a sun burn some how, and catches feelings a boy or girl that they know will break their heart, said person also catches homosexuality... somehow...
Pronunciation: th-ir-ff-tee
Pronunciation: th-ir-ff-tee
Person: “hey since when was ____ gay?”
Other person: “ever since he drank a half empty water bottle when he was thirfty.”
Person: “how does that work?”
Other person: “I don’t know, why are you asking me?!”
Person: “because you knew that he was thirfty!”
Other person: “ya well ?! I’m sleeping with your wife!”
Person: “ok?! So?! I’m sleeping with yours!”
Thirfty
Other person: “ever since he drank a half empty water bottle when he was thirfty.”
Person: “how does that work?”
Other person: “I don’t know, why are you asking me?!”
Person: “because you knew that he was thirfty!”
Other person: “ya well ?! I’m sleeping with your wife!”
Person: “ok?! So?! I’m sleeping with yours!”
Thirfty
by Awesome guy... who is awesome May 9, 2020
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