by jakelonglikesmen April 16, 2011
The savvy squatty fisherman friend of yours who scarfs up all the fish filets harvested from a fishing trip.
by Jack Macko May 04, 2022
That bitch is such a boner thief
by Boner theif maker December 20, 2017
One of many pony tricks where the store clerk sets up a robbery where she tackles the thief to the ground before he gets out of the store, making herself the hero of the day to a viewing audience. They both later have a good laugh about everything when there are no cameras rolling.
That dumbass watching the news fell for her thief trick. The clerk and robber who set it up knew each other well, they got a good laugh out of it.
by Solid Mantis January 09, 2020
A person who is blamed for the wrongdoings, mistakes, or faults of others, especially for reasons of expediency.
by Iron Thief March 30, 2019
Similar to yo son is a crackhead
These are common yo children/yo daughter/yo son jokes
There are more but these are universal Insults to someone's children
These are common yo children/yo daughter/yo son jokes
There are more but these are universal Insults to someone's children
Bob: Your a dumb useless crackhead thief
Sam: I am not
Bob: yes you are
Sam: I'm clean and don't steal
Bob:idc
Sam: but yo daughter is a thief and yo son is a crackhead I know cus I saw them
Bob:... fuck you
Sam: I am not
Bob: yes you are
Sam: I'm clean and don't steal
Bob:idc
Sam: but yo daughter is a thief and yo son is a crackhead I know cus I saw them
Bob:... fuck you
by 459395 August 31, 2023
"Damn Danny, I heard you tell her I'm butch, but you know that's not true. Why you gotta be a queef thief like that!"
by Joe Dirtykid March 06, 2016