Cave Turkey

A very dangerous sub species of the regular turkey. This creature has a 5 ft wing span, a large seraded beak, and diamond talons that are razor sharp. They thrive in cave systems feeding on bats and really anything they can find. Carnivorous Turkey's that will kill and eat you if given the chance.

"God you scared me, as if a Cave Turkey were in the room"

"This crime scene looks like a bunch of Cave Turkey's have been here"

by Tommy 2 Shoes February 6, 2010

Turkey Bowl

The act of playing football on Thanksgiving.

Also a way to commemorate the great sport of football and giving thanks for it.

But, in all actuality.. you gotta' beat some ass and work up an appetite for later!

Steve: "Hey dude, you hear about the turkey bowl on Thursday?"

Eric: "Nah, I didn't.. but I'm down for sure."

by DoubleOh8AC December 15, 2008

turkey pants

Pants designed originally for pregnant women to wear during pregnancy (you know, the ones with the gigantic elastic waist), but utilized by fat people to allow for waist expansion during the consumption of a massively large meal, such as Thanksgiving.

OMG, why did I wear jeans, they have no give! I need some turkey pants to finish this meal!

by Commodore84 July 5, 2010

turkey's done

An expression to point out that a female in the room has erect nipples. Typically used for a woman with particularly large nipples like those of a temperature indicator on a turkey in the oven that pops up when the bird is done.

(as a girl with high beams in a tight turtle neck walks by...)
Dude, the turkey's done!

by Jeb from NH July 25, 2003

turkey baster

lesbian who wants to give birth to her own child. so called because of the infamous episode of Brookside when artificial insemination was attempted using a turkey baster

kevin thought he had scored when he pulled ms spicer at stringfellows only to discover she was a turkey baster

by theWestHamfan December 17, 2003

turkey drop

in addition to the college freshman trend, turkey dropping also occurs in the adult life where if you're not in a great situation at thanksgiving then you better get out then. If not, then you run into the problem of being a cad for dumping someone around christmas, new years, and valentines day. And heaven forbid they have a birthday november-february too.

I just had to do the turkey drop or else I was gonna be unhappy for the next 4 months for sure.

by Zbreedbz November 30, 2009

job turkey

When a job or task was done incorrectly or unsatisfactory.
A half assed job. Someone who doesnt do their job well.

That guy is such a job turkey, he left the garbage bag next to barrel rather then depositing it in the dumpster like he should have.
Look at that job turkey!

by Mike Mass October 15, 2005