It's when you take a glass of ice water, stick your hand it in covertly and then once it's nice and cold, stick two fingers up your girlfriends ass and one up her vagina. This can be done as a surprise or on purpose.
Oh my God, my boyfriend pulled the polar shocker on me last night! It felt soooo good in this heat wave.
by hardlyaware July 20, 2011
I gave that nasty bitch a xeno shocker
by Stone Doctor December 24, 2008
This act is when your finger happens to slip through the toilet paper and you find yourself on the business end of it. Aptly named due to the same surprise one would experience during "The Shocker"
Man I took on an extra job in the shitter when I was finishing up the paperwork and I pulled a reverse shocker on myself.
by Jeepers McGillicutty March 11, 2023
Similar to "the shocker" the Rock-Shocker is when one simultaneously cups/fondles a man's "rocks" while fingering his asshole with the middle finger, hence shocking the man's senses. (Disclaimer: fairly large hands or long fingers required)
by Junk Stamper September 05, 2014
by Holly M Schultz August 29, 2023
When a man sits on a vibrator with his mouth open and his significant other is bent over in front of him and proceeds to poop in his mouth
by thrustgod December 14, 2020
Where you use your entire hand to partake in your favorite recreational activity. Two for the nose....two for the gums
by Baby Birdd April 24, 2017