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Pokerism

Pokerism is the religion of the dicord bots on poker night
"I just started following Pokerism"
by Mortis NS June 1, 2023
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Poker

The only casino game worth playing. Unlike roulette or craps, poker actually takes skill. There are so many different type of poker, you could be 80 studying poker your whole life and still learn new things
Poker is the reason why casinos aren't a total waste of rescorces
by STL446 June 15, 2023
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butthole poker

When someone pokes your butt with their fingers deep
"Jerry, the butthole poker got Daniel" Daniel "I hope I cum next" lustfully
by Ball tickler June 21, 2023
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planning poker

Planning poker, or scrum poker, is an estimation technique used primarily in Agile project management to determine the relative size of user stories or tasks.
During the sprint planning meeting, the team used planning poker to estimate the effort required for each user story.
by Jim Philip June 1, 2024
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Poker puppy

by Amoreeeelus July 18, 2024
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Where's my poker?

Where is my poker is a phrase commonly used in many high schools in South Florida. It mocks people for asking stupid questions about where something specific is. Origin of the phrase is unknown, but it is widely believed to have stemmed from a video game.
Sofia: Have you seen my purple notebook?
Aimee: Bro. (In mocking, high pitched voice) Where's my poker?? Girl its literally in your bag.
Sofia: Oh.
by jacob911prey May 7, 2025
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