A plus sized female with an extremely broad chest, Flintstone feet, watermelon-sized-massively unattractive, saggy breasts, thinning-badly box-jobbed, brass colored hair that has had the same style since the early 2000’s, who has humongous sausage fingers on her obscenely LARGE man-hands.
-Usually married to a racist, conspiracy nut, girly boy, who lets his wife beat him with her bare Hulk-hands or with weapons such as candlesticks or unopened Coke cans.
-Enjoys snacking on already eaten pizza crusts that have been thrown away in the garbage bin for at least 4 to 6 hours.
-Is extremely keen on worming their way into every aspect of one’s life… ie “a SWF”
Definition made popular by Marvel Comics Plastic Toy “hands” of the same name. Circa 2002.
-Usually married to a racist, conspiracy nut, girly boy, who lets his wife beat him with her bare Hulk-hands or with weapons such as candlesticks or unopened Coke cans.
-Enjoys snacking on already eaten pizza crusts that have been thrown away in the garbage bin for at least 4 to 6 hours.
-Is extremely keen on worming their way into every aspect of one’s life… ie “a SWF”
Definition made popular by Marvel Comics Plastic Toy “hands” of the same name. Circa 2002.
Beth and Dawn were LITERALLY dying when they saw that Johnny’s gift was a pair of HULK-HANDS!!! This was hysterical because of Erin’s Hulk-Hands!!!
by HypodermicDawny June 6, 2022
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by 0neHugeWang! July 23, 2021
Get the Incredible Hulk mug.The Hulk Smash is simply the act of intercourse with a willing person, with One or Two of the participants wearing Hulk hands. And you must be smashing while repeating the phrase "HULK SMASH". Doggy style must be performed or else it is invalid. No exceptions. Bonus points if you perform a donkey punch with the hulk hands.
Ronny: Dude my roommate kept me up all night. Homie was really doing the Hulk Smash.
Jeremy : Did he do doggy style?
Ronny: Of course he did doggy style are you an idiot?
Jeremy: Donkey punch?
Ronny: Nah.
Jeremy : Did he do doggy style?
Ronny: Of course he did doggy style are you an idiot?
Jeremy: Donkey punch?
Ronny: Nah.
by Stinky Bum Plunger April 19, 2020
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“Holy shit did you see Brenda at the trailer park?”
“Yeah she’s let go of herself- turned into a right sket hulk.”
“Yeah she’s let go of herself- turned into a right sket hulk.”
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I was havin a good time with Kris, and they said don't make me angry with your jizz. Then, I hear, "PUSSY MAD!" Next thing ya know there's this big giant green Hulk Pussy rapped around my cock.
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