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Hulk-hands

A plus sized female with an extremely broad chest, Flintstone feet, watermelon-sized-massively unattractive, saggy breasts, thinning-badly box-jobbed, brass colored hair that has had the same style since the early 2000’s, who has humongous sausage fingers on her obscenely LARGE man-hands.

-Usually married to a racist, conspiracy nut, girly boy, who lets his wife beat him with her bare Hulk-hands or with weapons such as candlesticks or unopened Coke cans.

-Enjoys snacking on already eaten pizza crusts that have been thrown away in the garbage bin for at least 4 to 6 hours.

-Is extremely keen on worming their way into every aspect of one’s life… ie “a SWF”

Definition made popular by Marvel Comics Plastic Toy “hands” of the same name. Circa 2002.
Beth and Dawn were LITERALLY dying when they saw that Johnny’s gift was a pair of HULK-HANDS!!! This was hysterical because of Erin’s Hulk-Hands!!!
by HypodermicDawny June 6, 2022
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Chode Hulk

A male of short stature who has lots of rage built up inside of him. He also has a short penis with lots of girth.
Look at how small David’s dick is, he’s such a chode hulk.
by lildicknick68 December 23, 2020
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Incredible Hulk

Incredible Hulk is Angry Orchard Cider an Midori. Created on July 23, 2021 at Dan’s Place in Rhode Island with our bartender Jenny.
Incredible Hulk Jenny Rhode Island Dan’s Place
by 0neHugeWang! July 23, 2021
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Hulk Smash

The Hulk Smash is simply the act of intercourse with a willing person, with One or Two of the participants wearing Hulk hands. And you must be smashing while repeating the phrase "HULK SMASH". Doggy style must be performed or else it is invalid. No exceptions. Bonus points if you perform a donkey punch with the hulk hands.
Ronny: Dude my roommate kept me up all night. Homie was really doing the Hulk Smash.
Jeremy : Did he do doggy style?

Ronny: Of course he did doggy style are you an idiot?
Jeremy: Donkey punch?

Ronny: Nah.
by Stinky Bum Plunger April 19, 2020
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Challenge Hulking

The aspiring champion must acquire two chilled 1 liter bottles of Mountain Dew. It is critical that the challenge is started with a painfully full bladder. To prepare, each bottle of Mountain Dew is to be inserted into the nostrils. When ready, the aspiring champion will tilt their head back proceeding to chug the Mountain Dew through their nasal cavity while urinating at the same time. The challenge is to have completely chugged both bottles prior to finishing urination. In the event of failure, it is customary to do heroin as punishment.
She left me for a guy who's good at Challenge Hulking
by CosmicRatSalad April 28, 2022
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Sket Hulk

1. An absolutely gargantuan sket bitch who could probably use a diet and hundreds of hours in the gym; can often be seen roaming around trailer parks or living in very cold countries.
2. When a fucking idiot, thundercunt, sket bitch loses her fucking shit and transforms into her final form: a gigantic fish to mimic her pussy, and with dirty octopus tentacles which spread from her (bottom) lips. Refer to Octopussy
Holy shit did you see Brenda at the trailer park?”
“Yeah she’s let go of herself- turned into a right sket hulk.”
by le mule and sons March 7, 2024
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hulk pussy

When a vagina warns you that you would not like it when it's angry, but you keep on goin at it, and next thing ya know........ It turns green and yells, "Pussy Smash!!!!!"
I was havin a good time with Kris, and they said don't make me angry with your jizz. Then, I hear, "PUSSY MAD!" Next thing ya know there's this big giant green Hulk Pussy rapped around my cock.
by FilZniK April 16, 2024
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