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Honking of 1812

An event that took place on 18/12, or December eighteenth for some, and happened in the year 1996. It was between two of the greatest army forces, the US military, and the geese. Both sides lost exactly 1,812 soldiers before the US were told that a goose has traveled into their ranks up and up, and could kill the military instantly. Naturally, the US retreated and asked the battle to not be recounted at all. To this da, we still don't know who exactly that sneaky goose is.
Have you heard about the honking of 1812? It was really awesome, right?
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Honking the donkey

Masturbation. Generally involving a male but I guess a woman can honk the donkey too. Slapping the salami, beating the meat, chocking the chicken, etc. It can also be used as an expression for someone that is fucking around.
I went over to Luke's house but he didn't answer the door again, he was probably honking the donkey.

Quit honking the donkey and get back to work
by Slickrick42 July 22, 2022
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Honk Appreciation Day

User Honknappu is appreciated on March 28th
by HonkNappu March 27, 2022
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HONK

When one enjoys the company of anothers ding dong
Chippy is a having a honk day today, honk
by Honk November 6, 2017
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Honk

Noun - A unit of measurement pertaining to pie and cake, often taken by hand and eaten without utensils. The incremental tipping point when a pie or cake slice becomes too large to be considered a hunk.
I was flagged from the open bar at the wedding, so I grabbed a big ass "honk" of cake and left.
by billebllunt December 8, 2013
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HONK

An airhead that talks nonstop nonsense
Dude that girl talks way too much, she’s a honk!
by mkelso June 28, 2022
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Hanky Honks

If you say Hanky Honks will have an orgie
by hanky honks May 23, 2021
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