Dirty Granny

Basically a reverse Puerto Rican Chili Bowl but before she shits in your toilet you get a gum job.

Jake's mom gave me a dirty granny last night.

by SusanJensMom September 11, 2021

Granny handed

Got a hand job from a gilf.

Its. Free to get granny handed at bingo.

by Andy Phillips Herholtz July 20, 2021

granny hairs

the thick dark hair woman get on their chin. mostly comes up only one hair at a time.

Katie: oh shelly you have a couple granny hairs on your chin!
shelly: no problem i'll just grab my tweezers

by lazindra March 21, 2011

Granny guff

- The smell old ladies leave behind after having a wee in public conveniences.
Caused due to their inability to urinate without releasing small 'poofs'of fart gas.

Little girl eww, what's that smell mum? Has someone had a poo in there?

mum No sweetie, that's just granny guff.

by kingledreamer345 November 21, 2011

Granny BigNipple

An old lady who has big pepperoni sized nipples

Man 1 - "Damn its a good Granny BigNipple"
Man 2 - "Sick dude, go to therapy"

by maxnellson March 12, 2023

Granny Blunt

when u smoke your grandmas ashes

Pass that Granny blunt

by Granny Blunt April 13, 2023

Granny Tranny

A grandma with a dick

Ey yo granny tranny. Wanna fuck me with your big juicy 2 inch cock

by Samuelsarus July 8, 2017