Communist

One who has suffered severe metal damage or has high amounts of autism/retardation, they belive in an irrealistic and un-democratic ideal.

They also like free helicopter rides when in Chile
Communist: "ThAt WaSn'T rEaL CoMmUism"
normal person: "McArthur was right
by Realduce February 13, 2024
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communist goat

A funny, yet awesome term (oft. used by young children) for a disobedient, annoying goat.
Goat: (Starts yowling and continues being a spaz)
Child: STOP IT, COMMUNIST GOAT!!!!
by Mr. Makuniru November 21, 2015
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flaming communist

an unabashed marxist/communist who flaunts the philosophy in any & every way possible
i was walking through target yesterday, & saw a group of flaming communists making fun of all the costumers who were shopping there.
by pizzapreacher88 January 14, 2013
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communist baptism

A communist baptism is the act of taking viagra and repeatedly dunking your balls in a warm glass of goat milk. As your Nana takes a sip of her morning tea, you run over and stretch your milk soaked sack over the bridge of her nose so each testicle covers one eye. You then take her tea, chug it, and run for the hills. Hence leaving her thirsty and alone with a forehead dripping of disappointment so heinous only a communist penal colony could understand.
Hey brother have you seen Nana lately?!”

“In fact I have, I gave her a communist baptism Monday morning and she hasn’t been the same since!”
by Belk Merelk December 27, 2023
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Trans Communist

An American Consumer who Identifies as a Communist .
The Trans Communist binge watched Che Guevara documentaries on Amazon prime after ordering Mountain Mike's pizza on Grub hub.
by ToxicTaylor December 11, 2024
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Communist GOC

A bitchass nigga coder who spies and nukes other servers. But he is damn good in token grabbing and making malware.
Person 1 - Hey did you get nuked by Communist GOC ?
Person - Ah yes , the asshole stole my token
by Palus Medus Katana January 15, 2021
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MAGA Communist

An infantile, reactionary person that prevents any progress in the left wing. The aforementioned type will commonly attack the Transgender community and Jews, which only helps to serve the petite bourgeoisie/ruling class in the end.
Person 1: "I am a MAGA Communist"
Person 2: "In that case, I hope for your recovery to be swift."
by AgainstTransHate June 24, 2024
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