Chap

If you get called a good chap by father dearest you're winning at life. It's someone who knows where they're going in life and they're a proper brit. But your shoes. AHA. yeh. Take them off.

"Did you like Bob"
"Yeah I thought was a jolly chap"
"he is"

by humanartar January 24, 2022

Chap

(verb) Incessantly telling others what to do and doling out unsolicited advice to the point of causing emotional distress and exhaustion. Chapping someone will cause one to experience a mental sensation equivalent to enduring a chronic itchy butthole.

My mother is constantly chapping me over how to raise my children.

by Chaos Agent October 5, 2021

Chap Lord

A Jamaican Phrase meaning someone who has mastered the art of scamming.

Man a Chap Lord

by 1lawd September 18, 2021

Chap

Noun. Word used to describe massive poo.

I went to the toilet this morning and had a steaming chap punch throw my anus

by Savage Savant February 16, 2022

Chapping

When you're chatting with an individual or a group while simultaneously fapping

It's a simple combination of the word chatting and fapping, making it a no-brainer.

David: Hey everyone. Kinda chapping over here
Lisa: Go wank somewhere else

by WinstonBoy May 12, 2021

Chapped to bits

When you are overjoyed and excited to do something in the near future.

Sara asked Mike if he was excited to go to the gender reveal party. Mike replied “chapped to bits.”

by Crab cheese gremlin August 14, 2021

Chap

When a man, boy or child is bagged by a chick

Rachael was sick of her all boyfriends taking home chicks so she pulled a chap of her own last night and rocked his world.

by Furu September 2, 2021