Me at the zoo

Obviously the world's oldest YouTube video, uploaded in 2005 by Jawed Karim. He talks about the elephants behind him.

San Diego Zoo, California, 2005
Me at the zoo
Jawed: Alright, so here we are in front of the, uh, elephants. The cool thing about these guys is that they have really, really really long, um, trunks. And that's, that's cool. And that's pretty much all there is to say.

by iranoutofideas724 June 5, 2023

zoo

zoos are a great place to go if u wanna take over the world but u arent very smart and have no friends

zoo

by _some dude_ February 6, 2022

Daniel's Big Day At The Zoo

Daniel's full name.
Someone who always says "That's bullying," and always fake screams.

"Hi, Daniel's Big Day At The Zoo," said Bob.
"That's bullying," said Daniel.

by ⠀ June 5, 2022

get a zoo

The need to stop everything and reevaluate your situation in the pursuit of happiness.

Man 1: I'm so sick of where I am at the moment.
Man 2: that's easy to solve, get a zoo.

by SiainCHunt December 10, 2016

Me at the zoo

The first Video ever posted to YouTube recorded at the San Diego zoo, by a channel called Jawed but pronounced “Javed”
Idk why

“What you doing?”
Me: Watching Me at the Zoo

by Footylegend_310 May 1, 2025

daniel's zoo

A slang term for a rotting, unsafe zoo run by an absolute dick.

"daniel's zoo is fucking awful"

by wheeeeeeeewheeeeeeee May 23, 2021

Zoo Wee Mama

When the police have you at gun point but shoot the black dude standing behind you

Me : *at gun point* look out a nigga's behind me
Police : *shoots the negro* Cheers my dude
Jerome : Zoo Wee Mama!

by Syanara October 26, 2019