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hoodie-woody

Refers to your "reaction" when a gal playfully yanks your hoodie-strings to clinch up the hood around your nose and cover your eyes, and then pulls down your pants, causing Mr. Happy to "rise to the occasion" with the knowledge that something wonderful is about to happen in his general vicinity, even though you can't visually determine what activities the cutie has in mind.
Horny stud: I always get a major hoodie-woody whenever Tiffany pulls the bonnet-strings on my jacket, since I know she's got a killer blowjob in store for me.
by QuacksO March 4, 2018
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woody

when you pull down a guys pants and his dick look so beat up that it appears that he masturbated his penis in and out of a tiny wooden squirrel hole while simultaneously being bitten by the squirrels that reside
he had a woody so he decided to stick his stiffy inside the poor squirrels home :(
by mountaingoat247 December 14, 2021
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Woody

1. An erect penis
2. Slang for the city of Woodstock
3. A creepy, pedophilic, homosexual cowboy, typically found in children's bedrooms
That little boy from Woody just gave Woody a huge woody
by TheAnonomousUser May 23, 2024
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woody hood winked

When your woody hoody fails and your girl gets pregnant.
We never thought that would happen to us, but sure enough, we got woody hood winked.
by Beaks86 February 26, 2017
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