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God shuffle

A randomly generated yet divinely inspired set of songs played in shuffle mode on an iPod. The state of "God shuffled" is attained where 5 truly great songs are played, and in the most perfectly sequenced order, from a playlist of 1,000 or more mostly ok/mediocre/passable tracks.

A heightened, more pleasurable and longer lasting state of shuffle streak.

Those who have experienced God Shuffle report that it's as if, out of nowhere and for no discernable reason, God Himself has reached down from Heaven and put together the perfect mix of songs from their iPod playlist. Then, as mysteriously as the mix begins, it can end, returning to normal iPod shuffle crapness.

A God shuffle can appear anywhere, anytime, and to anyone. The world's longest God shuffle was recorded on 27th May 2008 by Matthew Black on a trip between Brisbane and Coff's Harbour (Australia), and lasted 1 hour 13 minutes, beginning with "Pump Up The Volume" by M/A/R/R/S and ending 14 tracks later with "Silverfuck" by Smashing Pumpkins. The God Shuffle was officially over when Silverfuck was followed by "Wake Up" by Hillary Duff.

The state of God Shuffle should be respected and treasured by those fortunate enough to experience it. It is customary to give thanks to the Shuffle Gods with a short prayer at the end of the experience, regardless of religious beliefs or affiliation.

Those who experience God Shuffle commonly report a sense of calmness and euphoria after the experience that can last for days.
Jezza: Holy shit dude, Thunderstruck, Achy Breaky Heart, and John Farnham! Can it get any better?

Wozza: Absolutely dude, this feels like it could be a God Shuffle...

<She Sells Sanctuary by The Cult plays>

Both: HO-LY-SHIT!

Jezza: Let us pray....
by Angus McFangus May 27, 2010
mugGet the God shufflemug.

moncton shuffle

Receive a handjob while driving through Moncton, and that's it. Because nobody wants to stop there.
Blair gave me a Moncton shuffle while driving through Moncton because fuck stopping in that shithole of a city.
by Watchoutfor12 July 24, 2017
mugGet the moncton shufflemug.

Butthole Shuffle

The act of "taking care" of an itch in or around your butthole by shuffeling back and forth in something such as a chair.
I didnt want to obviously itch my butt in class so i did the butthole shuffle on the chair.
by Sworzy October 25, 2009
mugGet the Butthole Shufflemug.

shuffle bitch

In a group of poker players, the shuffle bitch is the player who goes bust first. He or she cannot go home for the rest of the night; instead they must remain and shuffle cards for everyone else at the table.
Ok boys, the game is Jacks Or Better, Trips To Win. Don't wander off, shuffle bitch, we're gonna need you!
by D-Ter August 8, 2009
mugGet the shuffle bitchmug.

Shuffle Truffle

A large person either a guy or a girl lift up thier shirt and either do a little shimmy or a jiggle, the result is a copious amounts of laughter from the receiving end, because the person doing it is pretty fat, and resembles a shaking jello like substance.
Fat man- (cheering)
Dude #1- "wow he looks like the fat guy from subway"
Dude #2- "yeah he's really pulling off a good Shuffle Truffle"
(Both laugh there asses off)
by jewhater 45 March 13, 2009
mugGet the Shuffle Trufflemug.

Tijuana shuffle

SOMEtimes there is an urgency in the deepest darkest regions of the netherbowels... SOMEtimes a suitable bathroom is not within arm's, or ass's, reach... SOMEtimes you can't take a regular step, nevermind run, for fear of downloading a frightful and possibly toxic but definitely humiliating less-than-solid mess. At these times you must keep both feet planted firmly on the floor as you clench your starfish and slowly move in the direction of the nearest shit receptacle. THIS is the Tijuana shuffle.
Brian: "Ahhhgh. All of that Jägermeister, chili, and meth made me do the Tijuana shuffle."

Jess: "You oughta douche... get Sareh to help"
by BJ Himself February 4, 2009
mugGet the Tijuana shufflemug.

pink shuffle

A sign of our times: when a girl sets her cellphone on vibrate and tucks it in her crotch wile she drive/sits at work/whatever and is expecting a call at any moment. When the phone 'rings,' the girl tends to shuffle a bit in her seat.
I was at a stoplight and saw this girl in the car next to me looking like she was cumming. Then she pulled a phone from between her legs. It was a pink shuffle.
by Tom Bosch October 6, 2008
mugGet the pink shufflemug.

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