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salty mommy

The female version of a sugar daddy. Normally stuck up, old, and men only want her for her money.
Man, my salty mommy is already 50 years old but I really need that cash...
by Lunadactyl January 4, 2016
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mommy buffet

A chain of restaurants, serving ONLY mommys. Any race, any size.
Hey guys, wanna go to the mommy buffet on saturday
by Mr.Tapeworm October 7, 2020
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Raunchy Mommy

Your friends mom who is like mid 40s but could still get it and seems like she definitely wants it. Her husband is either divorced or always on a 'business trip', so you're the one she's been waiting for. (; Don't be shy Johnny, go upstairs and get that raunchy mommy.
The raunchy mommy came downstairs to give the teenage boys some snacks only to bend down and expose her large breasts and still fit body.
by OHYESYESBABY October 9, 2018
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Gami Mommy

Pronounced gaa · mee mom · mee

An attractive ghost girl. While mostly used for shinigami in Japanese media specifically, it can be used to describe more than just anime girls. It is a general term for any ghost girl who you conisder waifu material.
Shinigami from Master Detective Archives: Rain Code has some sweet tits. I get super Gami Mommy vibes from her, dude.
by Goatman Gamer July 14, 2023
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Granola Mommy

A gal pal that just embodies the spirit of a true mom. Very precise, organized, and takes great effort in eating wholesome foods. Wise beyond her years, hip n cool, spunky as heck. She does pilates and yoga, doesn't take any bs but give her some mojitos and her infectious laughter will transport you to another dimension. I guess, similar to "crunchy mommy" but granola just sounds less intimidating.
Ouu girl did you see insert name she's such a granola mommy!!!
by just_stole_ur_mans$$678 October 6, 2018
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Mommy Blah

Mommy Blah: A pre-teen child thinks that the female guardian whom supports thier every need, want, and dream is just about the most uncool person in the universe. Mommy Blah gets a lesson often about how to think, act, and talk which makes Mommy Blah awkward and the pre-teen scary.
"Don't be so Blah, nobody says that anymore Mom. UGH"
"Please call me by my real name,Mommy Blah, nobody says Mom anymore. UGH"
by Kfor83 November 12, 2021
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Scrub Mommy

When Scrub Daddy got a little too kinky and went a little too hard with the spanking and choking.
"harder scrub daddy," moaned Scrub Mommy

"more more more," screamed scrub mommy

"Let's make a Scrub Baby," whispered Scrub Mommy sedicktively
by Scrub Mommy Scrub Daddy October 24, 2019
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