jose altuve

The only word you use to describe the Houston Astros nowadays.

Houston Astros and Jose Altuve…

Wait, since when was he with Carlos Lee!?

by iHangMyself! December 4, 2021

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jewish jose

Douchebags who look like Jews but they really aren't Jews.

Jewish Jose is literally the biggest douchebag on the planet

by Hang hing November 13, 2016

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The best friend you could have, is super smart and clever, and incredible to pass time with and hang out. He will always be a fun partner and the very best person you could have by your side when it comes to cheer yourself up!

He is really smart and friendly, he must be a Jose Fabio!

by nightsun6423 March 7, 2017

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Cracker Jose

i beaner that is so white, he makes dracula look dark skinned. every one makes fun of him for his terrible complexity

"oh my god"

"what"
"that cracker jose is trying to pull chicks"
"what an idiot"

by Martin "White" Glu December 9, 2019

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jose flores

Someone who gives unsolicited correction to others social media posts, ruining any humor the post otherwise might have had. Also see: nit-picker, know-it-all, pedant or

foreign (UK): clever clogs.

Did you see Jason’s post about the movie quote?
Yeah, some douchebag jumped in and Jose floresed it.

by Unmemer January 30, 2020

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Jose Special

Lazy ass with not one fuck given when it comes to work ethics. Could care less about any goals or performance. Typically has excuses for everything and bitches about how much better others are doing. Usually walks around and carries himself slower than two turtles fucking.

Yo man what's up with these people always slacking?
Yeah I know they're serving up a jose special mon-fri!

by ElPrimero September 13, 2019

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