Jon's ride

A foolish person, dumbass

"He's so dumb he set his alarm to silent, he must be Jon's ride"

by MG.2.9. April 10, 2019

Jon Blough

A Jon Blough is based off of the original "BLOUGH", the act of fluffing up a penis to 45% erect and then slapping someone on the face while they are unconscious. A Jon Blough on the otherhand is the act of taking a shit on the unconscious person's face followed by a massage using a 79.147% erect penis to spread around the "chocolate".

Because my boyfriend gave me a Jon Blough, i completely fucked him up......

by 79.123erect July 22, 2009

jon carr

The ancient African god of sex, the legends say that he has a 69 foot dick. One of the most powerful beings to roam the planet

Suhhhh dude you were so jon carr last night

by Large cock 6969 May 25, 2017

Jon Tristan

Someone who sleeps a lot, probably Filipino because he has 2 first names. An aries with a good sense of fashion. Listens to keshi and plays valorant.

Look its Jon Tristan! He’s probably getting boba.

by Popmango November 23, 2021

Jon The Mon

Jon the Mon is a full time Twitch streamer who does not have autism. Also, Lewis Reed is a stupid little cunt.

Wow, that Jon the Mon guy doesn't have autism

by C4esar February 1, 2019

pulling a jon

stalking anyone in an obsessive manner

My friend was thrown in jail after pulling a jon with the sheriff's daughter.

by SomeGuy4293083 June 23, 2008

Silly Jons

Southwest Louisiana slang for psychedelics (marijuana, magic mushrooms, etc).

“Hey bro you wanna get those silly jons?”
“She been tweakin’ off them silly jons all night!”
“Aye dawg got any silly jons?”

by GOON SQUAD REAL July 11, 2023