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Jake. It’s so difficult to put all the feelings and vibes into words. A Jake is a wonderful person. He is the most genuine and direct person you’ll ever meet. He will make you smile so hard everyday and always knows when something’s wrong. His personality is a mystery and an exciting ride to figure out. He has a smile that could make anyone lose their breath after one glimpse. When Jake smiles you can’t help but stare and think about how lucky you are to be around him, and making Jake smile is one of my greatest joys in life. He’s amazing at sports and has a driven attitude and likes to win but isn’t obsessed with winning. He’s obsessed with spending time with the ones he loves and making people smile or happy. He’ll go out of his way to make sure someone’s okay, wether he’s known them for years or for days. He’s one of the goofiest people you will ever have the pleasure of laughing with and he always knows how to cheer someone up. Dating a Jake is one of the most exciting and unpredictable. When he messes up he makes it right because he doesn’t like conflict at all and loves people in general. His mind is very beautiful and he never stops thinking of those he loves. Jake is incredibly loving and will give you the world if you give him the chance. If you date a jake, never let him go.
Why’d you go back to him?
Because he’s Jake
by bootylicker96 July 23, 2020
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Jake is nice
Jake is nice
by yo bro so go away October 13, 2020
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Me. The type of person who would say "you too" after the waiter says enjoy your meal. He later crashed into a tree.
Waiter: Enjoy your meal!
Jake: You too!!
Jakes mind: Shit.
*crashes into a tree*
by doodie hole June 28, 2018
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The ultimate douchebag. If you meet a Jake pray he stands far far away from you. Because he smells. Jakes are commonly known for being sound-cloud rappers(aka bad). He is vile and sexist and gross. BEWARE: Jakes can often make you throw up ( i mean projectile vomit). Often has fake curls.
Person 1: Ew I hate you, Jake.

Jake: Nah you think I’m cute.

Person 1: Burn in Hell, I hope it’s soon.

Jake: Fine I didn’t want to talk to you in the first place. You’re fat.
by Squeegee Beckinhime April 7, 2022
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A obnoxious person who thinks he has friends but he doesn't
Emma: how are you today lila?
Jake: Good
Lila: she was talking to me you dick
by HelloOhohohoh January 28, 2019
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A Jake is a nice guy. he is smart caring but mean to his enemies. They usually have dark brown curly hair and are commonly tan. they also like to watch star wars and is obsessed with making video games.
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he is the best guy you will ever meet so sweet he gives me cavities he is as nice as a punch of care bears i love him he is the best boy friend every he is my whole world i would not even give him up for bacon.
if u look perfect up in the dictionary it will say Jake. A
by chichi doll November 1, 2013
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