by SammyBoy July 11, 2003
Get the dunlap diseasemug. A bizarre disorder where the owner of a car, often a Nissan, has a tendency to hug the dotted line of a divided highway, occasionally drifting into the other lane, other times making it almost impossible to pass the sufferer.
Dude 1: "Dude, that douche just spent half an hour practically riding the center line, and he just shifted lanes without signaling!"
Dude 2: "Textbook Nissan Disease"
Dude 2: "Textbook Nissan Disease"
by JawshBawkes February 24, 2011
Get the Nissan Diseasemug. I had four vodka drinks last night and then got Alcoholzheimer's Disease. I don't remember driving home, or stopping at Del Taco before getting home, or eating them when I got home - hey, was that guy I was talking to last night any cute?
by AT Kamikaze August 11, 2007
Get the Alcoholzheimer's Diseasemug. by Jaux T. Pose' February 4, 2007
Get the mancow's diseasemug. A disease that is spread when a human being is in contact with Nehmy ( A gay piece of fucks who enjoys fiddling around with the dicks of 6 year old boys and girls . He also likes having sex with dogs and cats).
Nehmy disease can give the victim a sudden urge to fuck puppies, as well as kittens. It can also cause someone to fuck mercilessly, and to get fucked by goats. It can also turn the victim to a pedophile. Side effects include: Huge Increase In Mass (200+), and living up to the age of 500.
Nehmy disease can give the victim a sudden urge to fuck puppies, as well as kittens. It can also cause someone to fuck mercilessly, and to get fucked by goats. It can also turn the victim to a pedophile. Side effects include: Huge Increase In Mass (200+), and living up to the age of 500.
"Nehmy enjoys fingering himself. He excels in the sport of shitting on his hand and sticking shit up his vagina. NEHMY DISEASE!" - Dania
by hahahahahlololmarcitofasito October 22, 2018
Get the Nehmy Diseasemug. in which a person or persons has levels of stupidity so high that it is unfathomable as to how they are that fucking stupid.
by epicsamurai700 October 7, 2019
Get the dumbass diseasemug. To become obsessed by a romantic interest, over-analysing the relationship, especially in the early stages. Focusing way too much attention on this person and letting it occupy your thoughts 24/7. Most commonly occurs in people who have too much time on their hands and not enough hobbies.
Single girl: Oh my god, I just text lover man and he hasn't written back yet! Do you think that means he isn't interested? Oh wait he wrote back, what do you think that means? Should I write back? I should wait 20 minutes first, right?
Friend of single girl: Girlfriend, you've got brain disease over this guy!
Friend of single girl: Girlfriend, you've got brain disease over this guy!
by Brooke Harward February 26, 2008
Get the Brain Diseasemug.