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crooked pecker

Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.
Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"
by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016
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Crook & Marker

What hard seltzers drink when no one’s watching. An organic cocktail brand that doesn’t play by the rules –– putting bold flavor without sugar where it belongs… in your mouth.
I’m sick of boring, flavorless hard seltzers. Give mommy a Crook & Marker” – everyone.
by Flavor4Dayz November 24, 2021
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crooked pecker

Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.
Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"
by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016
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crooked dab

daniel: "dab"

max: "no that's too straight"

daniel: "o, you're right..crooked dab"
by praisemeimgaysus June 30, 2018
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crooked cannon

Any Judge that does not faithfully or consistently adhere to their oath of office and aggressively pursue justice for ALL.

Most specifically any judge that's totally biased and crooked such as Judge Aileen Cannon whose made numerous crooked judgements in order to benefit the sleazy chump clown Trump.
"Yo Jimmy I heard you're serving 5 years in prison for jaywalking... What happened? "

"Yeah... I had a 'crooked cannon' as a judge."
by ECHOROCK November 16, 2023
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crooked pecker

Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.
Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"
by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016
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Crook

A level 1 Mafia City player.

This level of player is taken as a bad player, but as shown in many ads, they tend to become higher level bosses pretty quickly and get all the girls
Lv 50 Boss: Look, a Lv 1 crook, go get him
All Lv 10 Hitman: Yes, sir.

*Lv 1 Crook kills them all*

Lv 50 Boss: Oh my God...
*Lv 1 Crook becomes Lv 100 Godfather*

Thats how mafia works
by AndrewIsCoolio January 10, 2019
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