McDonald’s cooch

A McDonald’s cooch is a crack in the floor of a McDonald’s bathroom. Most guys find them when they are suupeerrr horny. No man can resist a McDonald’s cooch

My mouth waters at that McDonald’s cooch all battered up in a McFlurry and soggy fries. I can’t wait wait to have a rip at it. Mmm mmm mmmm

by Sagitusnapitus January 05, 2021

Poopy cooch

A girl who wipes from back to front

Eww don’t ask me to go down on you when your vag smells like dookie. Straight porta potty pants. Keep that poopy cooch away from me

by Tatd_girl March 09, 2024

Smooch my cooch

Female genital counterpart to "suck my dick"

Kelly: Smooch my cooch, asshole!

or

Mary: Not to smooch my own cooch, but... I was the best player on my team today.

by honeyxcream November 16, 2023

Cooch dick

The funk you aquire after coitus, wash it off before railing out that other hoe

"Goddamn, my main hoe gonna know I been tappin that other bitches shit if I don't wash of da cooch dick"

by ITSCORRUPTEDBITCH October 10, 2022

Cooch Pooch

A bitch. A sexual slave.

you’re my cooch pooch, now

by Byrdieboy996 March 10, 2020

Cooching

Definition: A woman who uses her cooch to mooch.

She’s saving money on her travels by cooching.

by Lerix July 03, 2019

Cooching

Being a stink ass female dog

She is such a cooching rat

by Unitofstuff December 11, 2022