Crunchy Cooch

Rhona Clarke / Nelly (Nelson Mandela)/ Queen Of Clean

Hey crunchy cooch

by Crosseyed September 10, 2020

cooched

coochie but shortened

I cooched real hard
you gay whore

by poogobbler May 15, 2023

Wee cooch

Wee combine with cooch to create a utter act of defiance

Hey what are you doing

cooch wee
Hey stop

Wee Cooch
Hey ⁿ⁰

by grilledpotati October 31, 2019

Cooch Conquistador

The top to a pillow princess. The one commanding.

Yeah Mark’s such a pillow princess that he has a Cooch Conquistador

by Chopbag October 5, 2023

cooch appointment

basically a booty call for men, when they want to have sex but without feelings

heyo, did u call jessica over for a cooch appointment last night?

by Money magiccccy November 29, 2019

cooch loofah

In the same genre as "douche bag." To be used to describe anyone who, figuratively or literally, rubs your bits the wrong way.

Celeste: "Eddie came home drunk again and couldn't perform. What a cooch loofah."

by sauceb0x August 6, 2011

Poopy cooch

A girl who wipes from back to front

Eww don’t ask me to go down on you when your vag smells like dookie. Straight porta potty pants. Keep that poopy cooch away from me

by Tatd_girl March 9, 2024