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sit and shit

Where one quickly sits down to take a quick dump and then continues with normal life after a 3 minute or less crap
Guy 1: Man I need to take a crap

Guy 2: we are in such a rush just pull a sit and shit
by Wray man December 2, 2015
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sit and drink

a game played at parties where the players reject all on going conversations and sit on a couch drinking beer after beer. the objective is to sit and drink, and when the player stands up and is infact drunk, the player has won. there are no losers of this game, only winners.
this party is lame, wanna play sit and drink?
by krillupo July 12, 2009
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Sitting in the Asshole

a term used by Little Wayne that means "I am sitting in the car". but realistically there is only one way to say i am sitting in the car. and that's "I AM SITTING IN THE CAR"
Bill (calling Wayne): "hey man whats up? where are you?"

Wayne: "I AM SITTING IN THE ASSHOLE YOU BITCH!"

Bill:" this is why we can't be friends, because you say things like this..."
by nekura511 August 2, 2009
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sitting bayou

the sitting bayou is the act of a female performing oral sex on a man while he deficates.
I cant look at her again after that sitting bayou.
by andrew smith September 14, 2004
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Sit Down

A B.M.; a Number 2; to deficate. When a male says "I gotta sit down...!" it means he has to take a sh*t.
Danny: I'll be back in 10 mins - I gotta sit down.
by Time4SumAksion June 14, 2005
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date-sitting

Going out on dates or otherwise occupying someone's boy or girlfriend so that said someone can get on with their lives.

Date-Sitter - the sucker stuck acting as a buffer between two such people in a dying relationship.
He was driving me nuts, so I talked one of my sorority sisters into date-sitting him for a few weeks until I'm more firmly attached to Bruiser here.
by marfita May 28, 2010
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shit sitting

When 2 or more people share one chair.
There are no more chairs left. Want to shit sit with me? Sure! I love shit sitting!
by Dancaboi June 16, 2010
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