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Testicle Crack

Whenever a male's spouse shoves one or both testicles down their own ass crack, causing either extreme pain or orgasmic pleasure.
My girlfriend and I were getting frisky last night and all the sudden she gave me the testicle crack. I usually hate it but this time it was pretty great.
by Big Toe Licker January 6, 2016
mugGet the Testicle Crackmug.

Devil’s testicles

Any vegetable that people hate, especially those that makes one gag.
Mary sliced up the devil’s testicles and put them in the frying pan to caramelize.
by zzing December 8, 2021
mugGet the Devil’s testiclesmug.

Testicle butter

Yes, daddy! Cover me in your testicle butter!
by Gailthesnail69 April 20, 2019
mugGet the Testicle buttermug.

Burst a testicle

To get pissed off by sth/smb so hard that you feel your balls hurt and realised you literally bursted a testicle.
Usage of burst a testicle
Dude, you saw that shit on tv? It pissed me off so bad.
You tell me? I almost bursted a f**king testicle!
by Autistic Crusader March 13, 2019
mugGet the Burst a testiclemug.

Testicle

Some say she resembles a testicle
by CleverCain December 2, 2023
mugGet the Testiclemug.

right testicle

What’s Bryces lookalike? “I know! A right testicle.”
by Gagabooboo101 July 17, 2023
mugGet the right testiclemug.

dislocated testicle

a fleshly part dislocated due to the over use of it
shit! i got a dislocated testicle again!
by KinuChomuLOL June 17, 2024
mugGet the dislocated testiclemug.

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