camp as a row of pink tents

someone who appears to be incredibly, stereotypically gay

by cracky March 1, 2003

in john greggs tent

Refers to Mike Gregg beating off in John Greggs tent at a Boy scout camp out. It can also be sung to the tune of "pomp and curcumstance". The lyrics are as follows "Mike Gregg tosses salad over pictures of stuff in John Greggs tent, while looking for aarons knife but it was a lie so that he could beat it five times in a day" (Any Mac users copy the lyrics into simple text and set the voice to "good news". It is very funny.

He was beating it in John Greggs tent.

by Tim Durbin February 11, 2005

throw a tent over that circus

Comment to be made when someone is observed swaying or dancing awkwardly and looking foolish.

Wow, look at that guy move. Someone should throw a tent over that circus.

by kauz381 November 29, 2007

Sunday Lunch Under a Tent

The EASIEST meal you'll ever have! Heh heh...

That's an analogy, people. Spell it out... this is a subtle way to hint that someone is "a less-than-challenging conquest for the opposite sex."

Similar in form, but not meaning, to c u next tuesday.

The preacher was horrified to discover that his angelic daughter was known around town as a Sunday Lunch Under a Tent. Oh the irony.

by Jared Menard June 1, 2007

Inferno Tent Gash Bash

Only to be performed at music festivals. The act of simply hooking up with a girl, giving her a quick bash, once you're done, run out of the tent and set it on fire with her inside.

"I cant believe he just did an Inferno Tent Gash Bash! I thought he loved me!"

by Tewit January 17, 2009

Russian bear hot tent

When two fat hairy gay Russians have sex in a tent in subzero conditions creating lots of humidity and warmth

“Hey man, what were you doing in your room last night it’s like a Russian bear hot tent”

by YobynC January 15, 2022

Full-Body Tent Fuck

When you're in a very small tent made for one or two people, on all four just Givin 'er to some lass
The smallness of the tent conformed to your body has the whole tent moving with every thrust

"Yeah I woke up this mornin' and saw the tent neighbor over there going at a Full-Body Tent Fuck around 7 o'clock"

by C97 June 19, 2018