tard muffin

Two goofballs acting silly randomly that have random silly conversations.

Alec: Lets go throw some of those nasty nuts that no one likes at squirrels so they eat them and then they spit them out because they are so gross!

Kelly: Haha! You're such a tard muffin!

tard muffin by Tard Muffin March 27, 2009

Tard Shepard 

Someone who supervises and watches over the mentally and/ or physically handicapped

That boy looks lost, where is his tard shepard.

Tard Shepard by Deek da Biker December 11, 2005

tard machine 

A man that always produces retarded children

Mike just had another baby, it is retarted, he is a tard machine

tard machine by knoby February 22, 2007

Tard Pants 

When the level of someones "tardness" is so high that the word pants must be added on to the word tard. Like when someones says fancy pants, smarty pants, stupid pants, ugly pants...ect.

"Todd thought that if you light a fart on fire then the flame will burn your intestines. Todd is a tard pants"

"Hey man do you want to go punch some babies? Its a lot of fun!"
"Dude youre a tard pants.."

Tard Pants by The tard pants definitioner April 13, 2009

tard farmer

1. Someone who participates in tard farming, which is the action of having a job where you deal with a lot of stupid and braindead people at any given point in time who are not your coworkers (note: working in an office full of idiots is called "misfortune", not tard farming).

2. When you are amongst a whole lot of stupid people whom you pointedly don't want to interact with, but they keep coming up to you, anyway. Consequently, they will not go away until you answer their questions or verbally beat them into a bigger oblivion than the one they've known.

1. I swear, sitting at this fucking desk and dealing with inbred hordes of college kids who will never go anywhere in life makes me feel like a tard farmer.
2. Dude, he works for the City University of New York. Natural born tard farmer, if you ask me.

tard farmer by Abdallah Price May 13, 2010

Tard Truck 

Any vehicle for picking up, driving, and dropping off retards.

I got behind a tard truck on my way to work and had to wait forever for a spaz to be loaded.

Tard Truck by daddy's little secret February 6, 2009

tard blocked 

being kept apart from a goal from the actions of a less than intelligent person.

That lady just tard blocked me from getting a straw.
The dorkatards working here are tard blocking my lunch.

tard blocked by Br33zE February 17, 2010