Tard-dashians

A group of women or a Haters Club, that like to single out a girl who they're jealous of and pick on her and spread rumors until her boyfriend breaks up with her, How to spot a Tard-dashians; They will wreek of tanning oil and cheap nock-off perfume and will be equipped with fake silicon boobs with one bigger then the other.

Oh no... Here comes the pack of Tard-dashians, hopefully they won't notice us, quickly hide your Chanel purse and your real boobies, before they start viscous rumors about us.

by Stupid Cat May 31, 2016

Poo-tard

Someone who takes a retardedly long time to take a dump.

We had to pause the movie cause Steve was a Pootard.

by Moik May 13, 2005

g-tarded

A person who is wasted on the street drug GHB is said to be G-tarded.

That guy is so far gone look how g-tarded he is acting.

You better check your friend 'cause he's acting g-tarded.

by Sara Jensen September 22, 2006

Trump-tard

A die hard Trump supporter. A uneducated, rascist, gun toating hill billy, who whacks off to photos of Donald Trump...thinks Trump sent by God , and are obsessed with Trumps tweets believing everything he sais.... (cult followers, sheep, ect .)

Trump-tard: "Trump is a great president ...hes a God sent". ...

Everyone else that has a brain: " omg trump-tard , lay off the kool-aid.

by TRUMP-TARD January 22, 2020

cock-tard

Also, a cream-based condiment similar to mustard. It is often used to compliment light wines and seafood. It makes a great facial moisturizer (when used with cucumbers).

I slathered her clam with my cock-tard.

by Zac C May 18, 2005

/b/tard

A fully oiled part of the Internet Hate Machine

They are domestic terrorists who will blow up your van

Person 1: Shit, looks like the /b/tards are heading your way
Person 2: It's okay, I shut my curtains and bought a dog. You can't get me now, Internet Hate Machine!

by AnonymousNigra October 27, 2007

weed tarded

weed/tar/did adj. reverse or slow down of mental functionary as the result of inducing extremely good marijuana

dude 1: dude, you saw that pink elephy it jus flew thru the win'
dude 2: um...where?
dude 1: THERE!!!
dude 2: dude, your fuckin weed tarded rite now

by C1J August 12, 2006