Tanner

When you break/sprain/dislocate/twist/roll your ankle on a baby swing

Did you hear about his Tanner? I feel so bad for him

by Something_Corporate July 4, 2022

Tanner

Future Ted Kaczynski

person A: hey have you seen that guy?

person B: yeah, he looks like a tanner

by slytherinandravenclawbesties November 20, 2023

Tanner

A overall amazing guy. He might not seem that interesting when you first meet him, but overtime you will realize how truly special he is. He is very knowledgeable about many things do you can talk to him and trust him about anything. His favorite things are Animals and being outside though, he loves All creatures and hopes to be a Zoologist one day. If you ever want to do something crazy like boat racing or jumping out of buildings or giant paint ball wars, hes the man. He doesn't care what other humans think so you will often hear him scream random nonsense and wear the most outrageous clothing. He does seam shy at first but once you get to know him he will "talk your ear off". He is very open minded to anything you tell him and will drop hundreds of dollars or risk his own health doing something really stupid just for the fun of it. Overall he is a fantastic guy.

Wow Tanner is amazing

by anonymous September 15, 2020

Getting Tannered

This saying is used by college students who are wanting to get belligerently drunk to the point of incoherency. In ordered to be tannered, one must be drink to the point they are barely responsive, not able to walk, and have to be carried home.

"Wanna go to that party on East Campus?"
"Only if everyone is getting Tannered tonight."

by PartyMonster3947 December 21, 2013

Tanner

An agro and/or more funny tannah

“who’s that girl laughing up a storm”

oh that’s just tanner

Who’s all agro when she’s hungry

Tanner is !!

tanner is an alter ego created of an opposite person

by hey_heyyya January 26, 2021

Tanner Wank

When one friend or colleague adopts the position of standing whilst bent over, or on all fours, in preparation to receive the ejaculate of another colleague or friend to their back region. This ideally should be performed in a public area, such as a high street or shopping district of a well populated town, surrounded by mutual friends or colleagues in order to constitute a ‘full Tanner’. If the latter conditions are not meant, then the action between two friends or colleagues may only be considered a ‘half Tanner’.

Jee-whiz guys that was fun meeting up the other day.. and what about that full Tanner Wank at the end!

I want you and me to finally have that full Tanner Wank with all our friends present.. not the half one you gave me last night

Has anyone seen Tim & Dan?

Yeah their off round the corner having a half-Tanner

What? A half Tanner wank? Well let’s find them and make this a full Tanner!

by Pipe2Pipe Bushman September 22, 2020

Tanner

Medium ugly guy who probably still lives with his parents and peaked in college.

Don’t be such a Tanner

by Saywhat24 November 23, 2021