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Spanish Tanner

“Yeah he was just sitting there and pulled a Spanish Tanner”
by anonymous September 10, 2020
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A Tanner

The process of placing large items in a man’s butt. The objects are usually narrowed at each end, so the poop chute doesn’t slam shut. This process usually involves essential oils.
I gave my boyfriend a tanner for his Christmas present.
by Yankees235024 December 8, 2020
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Diego Tanberg

Diego is a the most morbidly obese man child you will ever come across. He is a is a failed abortion who has cancer. He is a pedo and asks 12 year olds to "pop a knee cap" He has NO PUBIC HAIR AND IS BALDING EVERYWHERE. fuck you diego lmao
Oh look its Diego Tanberg, he smells like pp
by anonymous January 31, 2021
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Spanker Tanker

an absolute piss missle in baseball, gone forever aaron hernandez, legit never coming back like buddy you better ask that pitcher for another ball because that thing isnt coming back son
holy balls timmy just hit an absolute spanker tanker 450 dead center hes so attractive
by spanker tanker man June 11, 2022
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Split a Tangerine

Sex act which will ultimately end in the saddest 21st birthday imaginable. 9 partners (or less) in a tent. May cause the tent to cut away from the inside so adhere to caution; do not indulge this fantasy if you happen to be travelling in a chilly climate.
'Shall we split a tangerine?'
'Oh...I am SOO going to split a tangerine tonight'
'Splitting a tangerine is a beautiful thing'
'The yeti enjoys splitting tangerines'

'Sharing is caring if a tangerine is involved *wink wink*'
by A Minnesotan November 6, 2018
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National Will Tanner Day

April 19th marks the day of national G-Ster day of the one and only will tanner
“Yo dude do you know what day it is, it’s national will tanner day”
by Bigboy67575 April 19, 2021
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Tanner

He is a jack ass who uses you than dumps you. Than never talks to you again. And can't stay with a girl for more than a week.
So you know that guy I was dating a while back well it turns out he was only dating me for my booty. Jeez he's such a tanner
by Annabear453 May 23, 2016
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