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taco bell internet

Slow ass internet such as the kind you'd get from using the free WiFi at a Taco Bell.
Griff: This Taco Bell internet is laggy as hell.
Tucker: Yeah dude, you're rubber banding all over the place.
by GDubz019 July 26, 2021
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Taco bell

A fast food place that serves shat causing food. I like their food because it tastes lake spice and beef and cheese. Also whenever I take my friend here he orders Doritos locos tacos and shits out watery ass in my bathroom. It’s worth it though it tastes so good.
Billy: I want Taco Bell

Todd: yayayaayayyayayayayaayayyaay lets goooooo!!!!
by FootFungus420 January 25, 2021
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Taco Bell

A particularly cheesy penis end. If 'eaten' is guaranteed to induce a stomach upset, just like a meal from the fast food chain of the same name.
"I really ought to shower more often. My girlfriend refused to perform oral sex, claiming that she could smell my Taco Bell before I undressed"
by PoolieInNottingham October 17, 2025
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Taco Bell Teether

The act of recieving a blumpkin in which the recipient eats taco bell the night of recieving a jaw dropping blumpkin. The other person will then give the most outrageous, vicious, vengeful blumpkin (MUST USE TEETH). Once again please use teeth for maximum enjoyment. Skibidi blumpkin

taco bell teether recommended but optional.
Hey Logan, I'm ready for the taco bell teether you promised me tonight.
by Blumpkin_Lover May 18, 2024
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Taco bell

I was constipated so I went to taco bell
by Retropropane November 15, 2022
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shitting taco bell style

The act of farting while taking a shit that sounds like a running lawn mower
"Do you hear that in the bathroom over there? Someone is shitting Taco Bell style."
by Fucking moron October 17, 2017
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taco bell clense

When u eat nothing but taco bell and do nothing but shit there fore cancling out the calories from the taco bell. Better than laxatives.
"I'm on a juice clense!" "well, debrah, im on a taco bell clense so take your high and mighty shit out of the porta potty"
by jmactyv March 22, 2017
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