Taco bell

A fast food place that serves shat causing food. I like their food because it tastes lake spice and beef and cheese. Also whenever I take my friend here he orders Doritos locos tacos and shits out watery ass in my bathroom. It’s worth it though it tastes so good.

Billy: I want Taco Bell

Todd: yayayaayayyayayayayaayayyaay lets goooooo!!!!

by FootFungus420 January 25, 2021

Taco Bell

A particularly cheesy penis end. If 'eaten' is guaranteed to induce a stomach upset, just like a meal from the fast food chain of the same name.

"I really ought to shower more often. My girlfriend refused to perform oral sex, claiming that she could smell my Taco Bell before I undressed"

by PoolieInNottingham October 17, 2025

Taco belle

Belles weird af nickname that no one calls her because they call them belt, brick, beetle and more 🥵😏😫

Taco belle stop being such a f*cking idiot

by hoot rumrumtiger July 2, 2021

taco bell internet

Slow ass internet such as the kind you'd get from using the free WiFi at a Taco Bell.

Griff: This Taco Bell internet is laggy as hell.
Tucker: Yeah dude, you're rubber banding all over the place.

by GDubz019 July 26, 2021

Taco Bell

A place that makes u have to take a huge shit

After eating taco Bell my ass checks clenched

by BlowOnMyPoopPipe69 January 11, 2020

Taco Bell Vegan

A Taco Bell Vegan is someone who moralizes about their abstention from animal products because those cause suffering, but otherwise lives their life in a way that causes plenty of human and animal suffering without batting an eyelash over the contradiction. A single-issue vegan; like a single-issue voter but you have to listen to them talk about it month after month instead of just during election season. Not to be confused with the self-aware vegan, who knows that their lifestyle is necessarily contributing to suffering and has enough humility not to stand on a soapbox.

Taco Bell regularly commits wage theft against its employees, but at least I can order my tostadas without the sauce. After this let's order some sweatshop-made vegan shoes from Amazon. Hope those warehouse workers have their piss bottles ready to go! -- Diary of a Taco Bell Vegan

by Zinnia9 September 27, 2018

taco bell

worse than a fart and explosive diarrhea combined

I love Taco Bell!

by EL SEXO GRATIS December 20, 2023