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Creamy Taco

The very pinnacle of foaming gash, an unforgettably juicy pussy that's craving a good dicking. An irresistible level of moisture in and around the goods, but not a complete gusher; just enough to make a small but satisfying squelch when the shaft slips inside.
*Moments after last nights tail gingerly steps out of the crib, and hails the taxi*
Room mate: 'How was she? she looked like a good fuck.'
Lucky Fella: 'Fuck me mate, she was beyond horny; she had a proper creamy taco'
Room mate: 'Jammy bugger'
by TheNameIsBarnes December 1, 2011
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glossy taco

The magical liquid polish that makes your mani last longer. The term ws first coined by Cristine (not CHRISTINE ) the canadian nail polish girl. A glossy taco is a top coat. Cristine calls it that bc she can't pronounce like a decent human being.
Now we're going to add our glossy taco to our Banana nail art to protect it from smearing when we put the matte coat
by Newyorkchick July 23, 2017
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Taco Salad

Brian: Hey Justin! Want to go get some taco salad tonight?
Justin: Hell no, I'm gay.
Brian: mmmk.
by B/r/i/a/n January 13, 2009
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Bitch Taco

A taco with double the meat, double the shell, and if you even think twice about eating it, Amir Blumenfeld gets to punch you in the back of the head, cause guess what. You're being a bitch.
"Dude, I had two bitch tacos for dinner last night."

"Aw man, I thought about eating one, but then Amir Blumenfeld popped out of nowhere and socked me in the back of my head."
by jamalioprice October 22, 2011
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Old taco

A person who stays inside all day and watches anime.
My friend is an old taco never wants to come outside and hangout.
by J3wslayr December 30, 2018
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road taco

when a woman gets eaten out while operating a motorized vehicle, although it sounds impossible, it is not.
damn i'm gonna give that girl some road taco if she drives me home.
by pinktacosss November 21, 2004
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hairy taco

an unshaven, unkept vagina
I went down on her hairy taco.
by brenda October 3, 2003
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