Floodgate Turd

The floodgate turd is a piece of poop which holds back a torrential flow of diarrhea that has built up in a persons colon. Visually similar to rushing water flowing through a dams floodgates.

Yesterday, I passed a Floodgate Turd and had an endless river of shit pour out of my asshole.

by Keegan_The_Cat January 05, 2013

spooky turd

When an individual awakens to find a fresh loaf of shit laying on the pillow next to their face, and they do not know how it got there.

That's one damn spooky turd!

by Jessa Pee June 01, 2009

turd-fondler

The implication that a person indulges in the fondling of fecal matter. A thoroughly despicable person often of dubious legitimacy and sexual ambivalence.

Kevin is a world-class turd-fondler.

by Martin Burns July 04, 2005

jesus turd

another term for holy shit

"jesus turd!!", that fish tastes like spunk.

by Joe Coupons July 02, 2006

Turd Fly

(noun) Like the name suggests, turd fly refers to the flies that sit on feces. It's used to describe any person who is nasty, acts annoying, or is just a jerk in general.

Did you see that turd fly pull out in front of me?

by Star M January 09, 2009

turd sex

A desperate woman fornicating old try poop that was formed into a dildo.

Yo i bet you that hoe is so into turd sex, look at her play wit that dog poo.

by Flama blanca November 22, 2010

Turd Farm

A trailer park or mobile home community.

Billy Bob: "Jimmy, that was some fine ass crank you've picked up for us. Where did you get this? It feels like my heart is going to explode!"

Jimmy Dean: "I picked it up at the Turd Farm that Old Man Higgins oversees. Turdlet number 36 to be exact, you know...Ray Ray's old turdlet."

Billy Bob: "Yes I reckon' I know a couple of people at that particular farm."

Jimmy Dean: Yep, right off of Pike Street. And yes Billy, this is the finest shit you will ever see. Say, now enough about Turd Farms. Quit hogging all the fun!"

by DiamondDPatrick December 29, 2006