Corndog Wife

When a wife is good on the outside, but also good on the inside.

You mean she's pretty AND she volunteers at a children's hospital? Wow, Raymond landed himself a real corndog wife.

by Shamzmam September 1, 2017

wife plot

A trope commonly found in harem-novels, as coined by translations of Chinese novel "The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System" by Mòxiāng Tóngxiù. Describes common plot devices that force women around the protagonist to fall into his arms (and bed).

I can't stand this novel, the amount of convenient wife plots lying around is insane! The fauna of each village can't ALL be aphrodisiacs!

by MarionB December 22, 2022

Floor Wife

A married woman that is so madly in love that she will sleep on the floor with her husband.

Anthony is so hot, I would love to be his floor wife.

by BaumTraumSchaumSaumKaumRaum July 18, 2023

Church wife

A term Jim Layne uses while attempting to flirt in order to persuade the woman putting up with his harassment to consider their relationship as something special.

Hey,
When are you going to show up at work? I came in for a hug from my church wife and your sic not here.
Jim Layne

by skizzad November 30, 2017

Army Wifed

To get completely destroyed or beaten in any activity or situations

Person 1: Have you played the new call of duty?

Person 2: Yeah, I got fucking army wifed

by Shawn696832 January 19, 2020

Wife Rounding

"Wife rounding" occurs when a wife tells her spouse the amount of money she spent on something. The amount is always rounded down, typically in increments between $1 and $10.

Husband: Honey, how much did you pay for this?
Wife: $30
Price tag: $38.99 Wife Rounding has occurred.

by gipnor June 2, 2010

Mother Wife

Enlightened, highly assertive, career-oriented feminist female who has subjugated the man she married into a supplicating, testosterone-deficient hubby boy. She often keeps her last name after the wedding and puts pressure on her HubbyBoy to show submission by hyphenating or changing his. She is usually found steeped in academia or climbing the corporate ladder in her given career field. If military, she is always high ranking and when she deploys overseas, her faithful HubbyBoy dutifully masturbates at home while he tends to the “home fires.” Mother wives are very maternalistic toward their men and take the responsibility of lovingly guiding him toward feminine-centric truth extremely serious. Discipline through harsh language or withholding coitus is a routine part of the relationship but it is always done lovingly and with maximum compassion for his inferior faculties.

Synonyms:
Succubus, conquerer, dominatrix, cuck scolder, alpha-female, cougar, man eater

“Joey wanted to watch the football pre-game but his mother wife told him watching The View would make him more sophisticated so he did that instead. As a reward, she gave him some alone time to masturbate to her image.”

by El_Watcher_de_Silencio November 18, 2022