Conversion Therapy

The practice of using emotional intervention or some form of encouragement to change a persons sexual orientation to heterosexual (straight).

Guy 1 (lets say bisexual): Should I try conversion therapy, I'm not sure about this decision.
Guy 2 (straight): I- no?!

by Pokel_ May 12, 2022

korean therapy

When you invite a group of male friends to get hard in separate rooms, walk into a circle, lock eyes, drop the towels around your waist, and look down.

Hey big boy, wanna join my Korean Therapy session in the gym tomorrow?

by Toxic Outlaw May 15, 2022

skimmer therapy

Floating around in a blow up Walmart pool with a beer in one hand and a pool skimmer in the other.

I had such a shitty day at work, I had to go out and do some skimmer therapy for a while.

by Sqlivnlow July 1, 2022

fur therapy

When you’ve had a bad day and your cat knows and follows you to bed/jumps on your lap/perches on your shoulder and purrs. This has been scientifically proven to help but is impossible to quantify.

“Ugh, just got back home from work and that yucky manager.”

*opens door*

Cat: *meow*

Who wants to go to bed? You going to bed?

Cat: (runs into the bedroom and leaps on the bed, and meows)

“Alright, there you go”

Cat: (proceeds to make biscuits)

“At least I got fur therapy”

by Malcontent lag August 17, 2022

waistline therapy

When the pandemic has been dragging on and you need something to feel alive again. When you need that little kick. That feeling of joy bursting out of your chest. That's when you need waistline therapy - Need to shake that ass and wine like there's no tomorrow.

Also, it's the name of a song by K-Rym the awesome and talented muzishunn from Montreal!

A: have you heard that waistline therapy song?
B: no.. what is this?
A: yoo listen this is, it's a vibe! it's a bop! it's a cure for the depressive moments of life

by brkfastcereals August 21, 2022

fuzz therapy

curling up and cuddling a fuzzy animal in order to feel better

i'm staying in tonight, gonna lay down and get some fuzz therapy.

by DevolutionEX September 13, 2022

butt therapy

Multi-use term that describes using the butt of a male or female as a medium for therapeutic purposes.

John: Last night I was feeling blue so Margaret let me fondle her butt, followed by a good face to ass session, ending with anal penetration. It was complete butt therapy.

Margaret: After a long day of work, I let John use my ass for multiple hours in different ways. It’s my daily dose of butt therapy.

by Nasty O’Kelly September 14, 2022