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3 Spoons

If you are out with your significant other and you guys are digging your server, you ask for three spoons when you order a dessert. This will indicate to the server that you're interested in them. If they bring back your dessert with three spoons that means they're interested in joining you. If they only bring you two spoons then you have been rejected.
That waiter is so cute, let's ask for 3 Spoons so he'll join us.
by Bufcleve February 4, 2022
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dessert spoon

Hayley Kiyoko loves a dessert spoon. It's a spoon held by greatness, gives people hope.
"I looove a dessert spoon!" "Gives me hope."- Hayley Kiyoko
by richyouth11 June 18, 2018
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The Spooning Dolphin

The Spooning Dolphin is an eccentric sex position. It follows a similar starting positing as 69, but while the man is giving the woman oral, they start doing somersaults. As you increase in velocity, the woman will eventually make a sound of pleasure similar to the sound of a dolphin.
"Man. That girl was crazy! We tried The Spooning Dolphin in her hallway and broke a vase!"
by Spooningdolphin69 March 7, 2013
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to spoon the goose

We are all happy that Sally and Erica decided to spoon the goose and host the morning radio show on Triple J.
by baby8dingo July 17, 2020
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car-spoon

Car-spooning occurs when two drivers on opposite sides of traffic recognize each other as fellow douchebags.
The douchebags will then slow to a stop (often in the middle of an intersection) to discuss their douchebaggery in detail.
This interaction is called "car-spooning" because of its resemblance to coitus from behind while lying down.
"I would've made it here sooner, but a couple of douches were car-spooning at the crosswalk."
by userbits March 14, 2007
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meat spoon

"Mmm hmm," leered Ned. "Reese Witherspoon doesn't wither MY spoon. My meat spoon, that is!"
by Blecchy Green December 7, 2009
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beta spoon

When two people spoon, this is the person in front. Also known as the little spoon, they compliment the alpha spoon.
He's tall and I'm small, so I usually wind up as the beta spoon.
by undefinedsymbol January 22, 2009
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