Mysterious beings responsible for shitting in random places. Phantom shitters start out as people who experiment with shitting beside toilets in their local wal-marts. The phantom shitter finds this to be thrilling, and quickly migrates to better shitting grounds.
A phantom shitter often targets dressing rooms, clothing rings, and wal-mart drinking fountains.
Once a phantom shitter reaches the boss level, he or she may begin shitting on shopping mall floors.
Clever phantom shitters will secure jobs as janitors or security guards. This gives them access to shitting locations like no other. Cash machines, shoe boxes, supervisors desks, furniture, xbox 360 disk drives, the list goes on.
A phantom shitter often targets dressing rooms, clothing rings, and wal-mart drinking fountains.
Once a phantom shitter reaches the boss level, he or she may begin shitting on shopping mall floors.
Clever phantom shitters will secure jobs as janitors or security guards. This gives them access to shitting locations like no other. Cash machines, shoe boxes, supervisors desks, furniture, xbox 360 disk drives, the list goes on.
guy: I found a pile of green shit in the center of a clothing ring at JC penny.
guy2: phantom shitter strikes again!
guy2: phantom shitter strikes again!
by PooMasterFlash September 14, 2008
(Noun)Legendary Sailor with a unnatural ability to shit anywhere, anytime with no remores for person or property, especially the person that has to clean up. Also, known as the Phantom Wizzer or Pisser
1. "The Phantom Shitter stuck again. This time on the Commanding Officer's desk."
2. "This coffee taste like piss!"
2. "This coffee taste like piss!"
by Nubb'n December 05, 2008
by J-Dawg April 07, 2005
Some one who is either too rude or who thinks they are too busy to hang up the phone while they are taking a shit. Normally a YUPPY who drives a foreign car.
I was in taking a leak and some shitter talker was planning to meet his "bud" for drinks while he was dropping the cosby kids off at the pool.
I went in to the men's room to get rid of some beer and some shitter talker was giving an update while he was sitting on the comode.
Would that shitter talker shut up? I can't here myself piss.
I went in to the men's room to get rid of some beer and some shitter talker was giving an update while he was sitting on the comode.
Would that shitter talker shut up? I can't here myself piss.
by Estes September 25, 2011
by Windsor April 18, 2003
by Very factual facts March 29, 2020
A person who has a knack for defecating on a person's perky nipples. Possibly during intimacy.
A person who is such a huge bull shitter that it makes your nipples pop.
A person who is such a huge bull shitter that it makes your nipples pop.
Last night, I found out Stacy's mom is a nipple shitter.
Wow, I couldn't believe what the diarrhea bullshit that was coming out of their mouth. John, you are the biggest granny nipple shitter of all time.
Wow, I couldn't believe what the diarrhea bullshit that was coming out of their mouth. John, you are the biggest granny nipple shitter of all time.
by Mongacarta December 20, 2009