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Roof

A roof is a thing that protects jo bidden from getting sniped
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Jo: im alive the roof protect me
by Bb1p3 October 7, 2022
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Guatamalan Roof Roaches

Hispanic Roofers. The scratching sounds they make on the roof coupled with them speaking is similar to the noises you hear in a roach infested home.
Damn, those Guatamalan Roof Roaches did a fine job on my new roof.
by Donde Esta March 14, 2021
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Roof Envy

The feeling a property owner gets when he watches a roof being installed across the street by a superior contractor, especially after they just got their deductible covered by some "bob the roofer" pop-up roofing company.
Jim Tells his wife while looking out the window,

"Dammit Rose, maybe we shouldn't have gotten our deductible covered by that OTHER roofing company. ROOFMARK is doing something special across the street. It's giving me Roof Envy!"

Rose, "I told ya, that I liked that TC character. "
by betterdick January 14, 2019
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Fiddler on the Roof

Scott Brownsword did Joe on the roof at pop world (fiddler on the roof)
by Jollon August 12, 2023
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Fiddler on the roof

The guy that a girl named Maria banged on the roof
So was that ur fiddler on the roof
by Tbest-evva August 13, 2017
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New Roof

A "new roof" is a local Northern Irish term used by males to describe their new haircut, their roof being their head.
Conor: "Hey lads, look at my new roof!"
Tom: "Did you really just say "new roof" ? That's embarrassing
by soulwax May 22, 2014
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Roof Canoe

someone who is utterly useless at their sole purpose
Julia is a roof canoe at cooking
by roofcanoe May 1, 2020
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