Gooch tag

Also known as ABC tag, (Ass Balls Connection) tag. Its like tag but you sneak up be hind or infront of people and choose from a variety of different methods and hit them in the gooch. for those of you who don't know it is the middle of the ass and balls. techniques include, the two finger aproach, to the open handed smack, to the closed fist punch, and you attempt to smack them in the gooch, located between the legs

dude you want to get together after school and play some gooch tag after school.

by Derleek May 14, 2008

Gooch grass

The hair on the space between or on your balls, and your butt hole, usually very irritating, and will often cause discomfort.

Dude, my gooch grass has been KILLING me all day today!" "Yeah dog, i ripped a bunch of grass out earlier today!

by DilDough Queefingstein October 30, 2010

Gamer's Gooch

The rotten, smegma-like smell gamer's aquire in their gooch after a long session of gaming. Often the most pungent while wearing compressive underwear.

I had some serious gamer's gooch the other night after playing Fortnite with Jake for 11 hours straight.

by RickyBaker3 December 29, 2020

Gooch-a-roo

The act of pressing ones gooch in the area between ones nose and mouth; thus giving them a wiff of ass and a taste of balls.

Boy1- Hey, were you playing COD last night?

Boy2- Ya! I totally gave some douchebag the gooch-a-roo!

by zachareeno June 27, 2010

gooch grab

When one grabs the gooch, aka the taint of male. Taint referring to the are between one's ass and balls.

Dude, I swear to Christ that i'll gooch grab you if you do that again.

by Jordan Reindl March 2, 2008

Side-Gooch

Just as the gooch is the area between the balls and the sphinc, the side-gooch is the area between the balls and the legs.

My side-gooch smells like a genocide.

by Smegster. November 12, 2010

gooch mongol

Someone who tries to penetrate a gooch.

In jail my cell mate was a gooch mongol.

by skidodude January 27, 2005