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dangerous wank

make sure you are prepared. and then when you feel ready start masturbating in your room. scream "mum".

then the fun bit...

you have to ejaculate before you mother reaches you room or you have to do the whole sequence over again.
got back from college the other day.

was sitting at home bored so i thought i would have a dangerous wank
problm was i lost and my dad was the only one at home.
by nathan skerry December 28, 2007
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the dangerous dolls

thedangerousdolls.com website

A great example of what is called "altporn". The first ever HDR photos of a nude model on ANY adult website were first featured on this website in May of 2010. unlike most pseudo "altporn" websites the dangerous dolls is not owned by large porn companies and pays their models very well.
I wanna get an effin future baby ma'ma from the dangerous dolls.
by havocandtwigs July 9, 2010
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jakob danger

by fannymoi August 21, 2006
mugGet the jakob dangermug.

Danger Chode

The Danger Chode was born and raised in the bay area. He studied at the prestigious Antioch High School, the school that would forge his destiny. By day the Danger Chode attends Sacramento State, posing as an ordinary student named DC. By night the Danger Chode patrols the streets looking for women in need of partially satisfying sexual pleasure that only a Chode can provide.
The Danger Chode can really skin the sides, but he just can’t hit the cervix the way I like it.
by Smitty March 29, 2005
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nae danger

a phrse commonly used by scottish people. meaning not a chance.
climb that wall
answer: nae danger
by SeanX May 13, 2003
mugGet the nae dangermug.

dangerous dandelions

The biggest baddest gang around. They prefer to tickle their victims to death or make them have severe allergic reactions if applicable.
Guy1: Hey man, do you have allergies?
Guy2: Yeah, its the Dangerous Dandelions......
by dalainimick March 1, 2010
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Danger pizzle

When you get to drunk and needs to go to the toilet but pisses all up the wall and misses the toilet completely...

Chunk: i need to peee
Fool: use the outside toilet
Chunk: Good plan
(chunk gets up and goes into the toilet)
Seb's random comment: YOU Motor boating Bastard
Chunk: heheheh *pissing all over the walls*
Chunk loves going for a danger pizzle so beware
by Chunkie Warrior December 7, 2006
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