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by fdahath June 3, 2020

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Christian is a red neck kind of man who loves to make 11 second videos about hot wheels and somehow has 3k subs. He lived his life only to realize that his real father is Peyton Manning. Trust me, you don't need Jerry Springer to prove that. I mean have you seen his landing strip of a forehead. A man who loves to say luncheon even thought its midnight.

What are you gonna do since you won the superbowl manning?

IM BRINGING MY SON CHRISTIAN TO DISNEY LAND

by BIGB0YR0Y September 6, 2018

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A wonderful human being with a kind heart, an amazing brain, and a golden soul. Thoughtful and intentional. Bold and gentle. Passionate and wise. Fun and sweet. He is a killer soccer player and an incredible musician. A lover of books, a teller of stories, and a discoverer of beauty. He is a generous giver whose recommendations are always gold. He has epic dance moves and is the most fun, joyful person to have dance parties with. He makes the greatest scrambled eggs and kills tarantulas. He has beautiful, dark eyes, a knockout-shaved head, and a really good smile. Christian is a true friend. Trustworthy and loyal. He’s there for you and has your back and reminds you of that often. He would do a lot to make you smile which you realize is pretty amazing and invaluable. You are very grateful and thankful for him and all that he is.

Girl: Ahhh, hey Christian! Wanna FaceTime?

by Sunflower27 May 4, 2023

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