Corporate Action

Partaking in sexual activity while at work.

"The boss was out of town so I used his office to get some Corporate Action from his secretary"

by tourettesguyrules October 17, 2008

corporate communism

1. Property communally owned by major corporations (big business, mega-corps), with the production and distribution of goods and services, supported and determined by limited competition in the marketplace.
2. Government contracts (usually military) are given to corporations. Also, known as "corporate welfare".
3. The "Military-Industrial Complex" mentioned by President Dwight Eisenhower in his final speech.

Attributed to Cenk Uygur, host and founder of the progressive media group, "The Young Turks".
Originally created by Francwa Sims, author of the "Anacostia Diaries: The Rants of a Madman, 2002".

All these companies depend on corporate communism to survive, but don't want their employees to have guaranteed health insurance for all, worker unions, a living wage, and paid leave.

by CyberForce_dc February 21, 2023

Corporate Hack

A worker drone in a big ass corporation who strives for mediocrity, is threatened by critical thinking and always takes the easy or safe way out instead of what pushes forward. Is inauthentic and willing to jump aboard the latest fad for brownie points from their superiors or to push along a popular agenda even if they haven't really thought it through or actually care. A pencil pusher. A workplace politics rat. Will throw others under the bus to save their own skin or to cover up their own fuckups.

" Tony's up to his fuckery again. Started wearing some new badge about that thing after HR sent that 'we stand for so-and-so' email. Yesterday he was making jokes about it when he handed the report in late and blamed everyone except himself for it. He's such a corporate hack, I wanna punch his face and smack that slimy grin off" grimaced Arsene.

"Ah crap, Tony's coming this way.. and he's... handing badges out? Kill me now" Mark groaned.

"Guy creeps me out, but management seems to like him, so what do I know?" Sherry remarked.

by Swordamundo July 31, 2022

corporate dog

Someone who believes every lie told by corporations. They believe corporations have the best interest of everyone in mind. They also believe a corporation can do no wrong.

Did you hear about John, be careful because he is a corporate dog.

by Farreach56 October 16, 2022

go corporate

grind hard on the weekdays and get those results before you cut loose on the weekend

Mark: Ready to get smacked this weekend?
Matt: Nah, gotta write a paper for psych first. You know, go corporate or go home.

by basicblondebitch June 2, 2018

GayRemix Corporation

A large multi-billion dollar corporation founded by Twizzelo102 in August of 2022. The corporation focuses on developing songs that are extremely gay, and feature gay lyrics. Sometimes GayRemix Corporation makes gay songs of their own, but they usually remix completely normal songs and make them gay.

Hey dude, did you hear that new song by Nardo Wick, 21 savage, Lil Durk and G herbo, Who Want Smoke?? Nah dude, I hard that GayRemix Corporation song Who Want Suck??, by Nardo Dick, 21InchSavage, Lil Dick and G squirto.

by cheiejn January 19, 2023

Corporal Jewkes

n.) When you don't have the courage to whip it out

"I thought I was going to go all the way with her, but I pulled a total Corporal Jewkes."

by Corporal J April 18, 2016