Lemon Block

When your inbox is taken up by text messages from just one person.

Dammit Laura, you've Lemon Blocked my inbox

by Bert B. Williams December 10, 2011

roid block

a hemorrhoid that partially closes off a portion of the cornhole causing extreme pushing, burning and/or itching

i'm on an all soup diet so i can avoid further roid block

by spank e monk e January 20, 2011

Mom Blocked

When your mom cock blocks and/or twat swats you.

My mom came in town to visit me and totally mom blocked my hook up.

by Tree Hall November 1, 2009

Pussy Block

Similar to a "cock block."
This technique is used to stop a bitch from gettin some.

"Yeah, I tried to ask that girl to dance but she was a real bitch and told me to go fuck myself. Later I saw her trying to talk with some guy, when I got the chance I pulled the guy aside and told him that I had had sex with the girl a week ago and since then I haven't been able to piss without feeling like my dick was on fire. The girl kept trying to talk to the guy the rest of the night but he kept ignoring her. You should have seen the look on her face. I pussy blocked that shit like Greg Oden!"

by AD12345 January 24, 2009

bleeding the block

to sell drugs in your neighbor hood.

"nothing changed around here. my bro keeps bleedin the block"

by x August 24, 2004

cock block

The act of blocking someone else's cock, by stealing one's chances of getting LAIDDDD!

When Rachel Akiva and Bryan were all at 7-11, Bryan was hoping to get in the sack with Rachel. But evil fat Akiva cock block ed his overtures, and Bryan was left high and dry. And Rachel was not the least bit interested in Akiva's puny cock which was inversely proportional to his immensely troll-like feet.Fuck akiva fuck akiva

by Roochie February 28, 2007

Life Block

When you want to get a life, but instead stay in bed all day.

I really want to go to that party, but i have Life Block.

by tohkeyo January 8, 2015