When you get the Covid vaccine for your child under the age of 18 it’s like you didn’t even want them anyways so it’s a post birth abortion because a vaccine will kill them.
I had a post birth abortion the other day, I gave my child the Covid vaccine and his heart smile so big that he had a heart attack and he was only 14. But I am glad he got the vaccine
by Soso2019 July 26, 2021
Get the Post birth abortionmug. by gcsnelgar August 13, 2023
Get the Birthing hospitalmug. Panda Penis Birth (noun): The act of trying to explain something that defies logic (For example A Male Panda giving birth through its penis, which is where this term came from) and yet Brings copious amounts of laughter to all who come into contact with this particular word.
*During skype call*
Guy 1: hey bro......
Guy 2: yeah?
Guy 1: .....PPB
Guy 2: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU AND YOUR FUCKING Panda Penis Birth man XD
Guy 1: hey bro......
Guy 2: yeah?
Guy 1: .....PPB
Guy 2: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU AND YOUR FUCKING Panda Penis Birth man XD
by EnigmaticMind December 28, 2013
Get the panda penis birthmug. .
by Abreathofaversaillian February 28, 2025
Get the Paul Rudd Can Birth The Fidels (Ant-Man)mug. While your baby mama is in the final stages of childbirth, insist she give you a BJ at the same time.
If you can match blast off time with your kid being born...you, fine sir, are a LEGEND.
Baby mama gave me a gurgle birth while having my kid
If you can match blast off time with your kid being born...you, fine sir, are a LEGEND.
Baby mama gave me a gurgle birth while having my kid
by FarkMeRunning June 30, 2019
Get the Gurgle Birthmug. A way to describe a rather large amount of stool (or shit in layman’s terms); this should only be used when the shit you have just taken has most likely stretched your rectum beyond repair.
by Smellyermaw420 June 21, 2025
Get the Brown Birthmug. When shitting in the open water, the beast freshly released begins its life similar to all aquatic creatures.
by 3 legged monster May 14, 2025
Get the Sea Birthmug.