by curlyfriesbehittin April 13, 2024
Get the taylor swiftmug. “Have you heard the new Taylor Swift album, 1989 (Taylor’s Version)?”
“Yes, my favourite vault track is Suburban Legends!”
“Yes, my favourite vault track is Suburban Legends!”
by SwifTiemwkdnwnsj November 6, 2023
Get the Taylor Swiftmug. An alleged singer/songwriter who is popular among white women and men with low testosterone. Contrary to popular belief, the rest of us neither know nor care who she has dated or whatever, we hate her because her songs just plain aren't very good. Musically, they're the exact same mass produced dog crap as every other pop star. Lyrically, they're vapid and banal. And yet we have to get ear raped with them everywhere we go on this God forsaken earth, every day of our rotten lives. Also, if you think she has ever written any of her own songs, we will accept cash or check for your brand new bridge. Very little else of her personal life is worth mentioning, except that she has had enough plastic surgery to make Michael Jackson cringe, and she probably has a penis.
Christ on a stick, they blast Taylor Swift on the radio all day and they wonder why so many people shoot up schools.
by Sadie Enward April 22, 2025
Get the Taylor Swiftmug. by stfu_ly January 25, 2022
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Get the Taylor swiftmug. 
Where a couple can't decide to stay together or break up for good, and go through the cycle of breaking up and getting back together in a matter of a few hours
by pecanlove June 1, 2013
Get the Taylor Swiftingmug.