Sweanis

The bump when a woman sits in sweatpants, making it look like she has a penis.

"These sweatpants give me a massive sweanis"

by skcyoltie December 13, 2022

Swear to cod

Swearing on God, but instead Cod, to make it seem like you said God.

"Aye bro did you take a sip of my drink when I wasn't looking?" "Nah swear to cod I didn't"

by mihailopupovac November 24, 2022

Sweadey SZN

The process of making a legendary comeback after a bad relationship

“y’all know the season, it’s sweadey szn”

by Sweadey September 26, 2023

whiffle swear

Pulling off on a swear word such as "shit" so that the consonants are exaggerated. So "shit" would be pronounced as "shhhhhhhhhhhhit" with a hard "t" at the end. Often used when goofing around, and not want to sound harsh when swearing.

After losing a game of ping pong I exclaimed, a whiffle swear

by CurtisLumber October 12, 2015

fat swaffer

That one fat cop from your hometown who got too fat and the police chief made him be a bike cop to lose weight.

Jeez! Have you seen Jenny lately? She's a real Fat Swaffer now!

by tjpizza January 10, 2017

squad swear

More powerfull than just a normal swear. Its used with your squad mainly. But it can be used with other people too, so they know you're not lying.

Dude1: Hey dude!! Tomorrow I'm going out with Sarah.
Dude2: Nah, you lying.
Dude1: Squad swear!!
Dude2: Squad swear!

by Swachy February 17, 2017

Cherry seafoam

Shower sex. Not a golden shower. Cherry is in reference to the Heimen and seafoam references the mixture of cum and Water

Chad: babe I don’t really want to go out and part, let’s just stay home and fuck
Girlfriend: alright, but let me shower first. Unless you’d like to get in with me ;)
Chad: fuck yeah, Cherry seafoam!

by Hecktocleptic June 16, 2017