Stumpkin

1. Similar to the conventional Blumpkin, in that one receives oral pleasure whilst defecating, but one is seated on a stump instead of the usual toilet

2. When one's partner attempts to sexually pleasure an amputated limb.

1. Now that we're in the Redwood forest, it's the perfect time for a Stumpkin Jazzmun! I gotta go bad!

2. Losing the leg was tragic, but the stumpkins almost make up for it

by JeffMagnumStainMyMontaintop August 17, 2010

stump grinder

A person, who is sexually aroused by rubbing themselves against an amputee's remaining limb.

Mark is such a stump grinder, he became a physical therapist to find dates.

by LaBelleEstelle March 12, 2014

your stumped

Having nothing to say back, lost for words, burned, stupid

Shut up Jose I told you I own this word. YOUR STUMPED!!!

by Shut up Jose April 25, 2010

stumpfuck

A technique used to fuck a large farm animal in a cleared field.

After looking into No. 29's big brown eyes I knew I would have to take her out of the barn and stumpfuck her.

by Ben Dover October 19, 2004

Tree stump

a tiny cock

lisa: i was with that guy last night.
Leanne: oh yeah, what happened?
Lisa: not much he had a tree stump!

by chris909 February 19, 2009

stumpskank

A skank with a stump limb.

Heather Mills is a stumpskank.

by Hector Remarkable October 1, 2008

Stump Hole Water

Another name for moonshine.

Hey Ed, gimme some of that stump hole water.

by Fernando22 April 19, 2009