Bart: I got stretch marks on my ass from doing crazy squats at the gym.
Lisa: You've got tiger stripes! owned
Lisa: You've got tiger stripes! owned
by SwagNinja July 23, 2012
Get the tiger stripes mug.A male, usually found at an establishment where alcohol is served and socialization is encouraged (i.e. bars and clubs) who dons not only a vertically striped dress shirt, but also over-gelled hair, retarded, a multitude of identically accessorized friends, and a glass of Diet Red Bull and overpriced vodka.
Any of all of the following attributes may also apply:
1. Has an entry-level job at a bank or in middle management, but tries to act like he's got money in the bank.
2. Usually has a dismal view of women, either referring to them as "bitches" when women inevitably reject their pathetic advances, or as "sluts" when women actually accept an invitation to come over for "after hours"
3. Actually uses the word, "brah" to refer to other friends.
4. Constantly applies derrogatory, homophobic terms and situations to other associates. For example, "Dude, stop sucking Dave's dick, you fag! You both are full of shit!"
5. Will have slept with "the ugly, fat one" not out of altruism as a wingman, but desperation.
6. Grown-up frat boy in his mid to late-twenties
Was first refereced in www.thephatphree.com in the popular article, "Look at My Striped Shirt! Fucking Look at it!"
Any of all of the following attributes may also apply:
1. Has an entry-level job at a bank or in middle management, but tries to act like he's got money in the bank.
2. Usually has a dismal view of women, either referring to them as "bitches" when women inevitably reject their pathetic advances, or as "sluts" when women actually accept an invitation to come over for "after hours"
3. Actually uses the word, "brah" to refer to other friends.
4. Constantly applies derrogatory, homophobic terms and situations to other associates. For example, "Dude, stop sucking Dave's dick, you fag! You both are full of shit!"
5. Will have slept with "the ugly, fat one" not out of altruism as a wingman, but desperation.
6. Grown-up frat boy in his mid to late-twenties
Was first refereced in www.thephatphree.com in the popular article, "Look at My Striped Shirt! Fucking Look at it!"
Bartender: "Last call!"
Cocktailer No.1: "Check out two two striped shirts over by the door, trying to hit on those chubby girls"
Cocktailer No.2: "Ugh, how sad...They're striking out."
Cocktailer No.1: "Check out two two striped shirts over by the door, trying to hit on those chubby girls"
Cocktailer No.2: "Ugh, how sad...They're striking out."
by Victorius L.I.U. April 15, 2007
Get the striped shirt mug.An unflattering penis photo (i.e. limp, shrunken, shriveled, hairy) sent to a girl you just met to basically state that you don't give half a shit if you have sex with them or not but are open to it. Women respond surprizingly well or not at all. Invented by a college student in Hilo, Hawaii in 2011.
Charlette gave her number to Josh, a guy she just met at a party. She soon received a cell phone picture message, from Josh, of a limp dick and titled "COBRA STRIKE".
by Hurt_bitch_with_a_conscience October 13, 2011
Get the COBRA STRIKE mug.taking a hit from a bong,bubbler,roar,joint, or blunt than chugging a beer than drinking a shot all without letting the smoke out of your mouth
by 2hottie August 27, 2006
Get the strike out mug.Noun: nickname for a striped bass (Morone saxatilis), a game fish which frequents the Eastern shore regions of the United States and Canada.
by speedog June 13, 2010
Get the striper mug.Australian spoken english using slang terms with no spaces in between words. Someone who can actually speak fluent strine is very rare, generally only found in surf clubs or bowls clubs
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